Fools for Scandal

Kay Winters:
You know, today, I saw Paris for the first time. Isn't France wonderful! Everybody speaks French, even the children.

Lady Paula Malverton:
Rene understands the two fundamental things in a woman's life: love and good food.

Kay Winters:
Which does he collect on? His eyes or his omelettes?

Kay Winters:
It's stupid to say this is love. I don't even know you! All I know is you're a charming young man who makes a divine salad.

Rene Vilardell:
And don't forget the Crepe Suzettes.

Kay Winters:
You have nice eyes and a breezy tongue. But, that's necessarily a basis for an enduring love!

Rene Vilardell:
You talk of love as if it were something with a cornerstone and steel girders. Just try to think of it as a gleam in the eye, a laugh, a moment of gayety, a moment of exultation, then the whole problem becomes quite simple.

Kay Winters:
And we become quite simple minded.

Kay Winters:
Now, I'm going to bed. Bring me my hot milk!

Rene Vilardell:
When I think of a girl like Kay getting married in Fort Wayne, i could cry.

Dewey Gilson:
When I think of anybody getting married in Fort Wayne, I could could cry.

Rene Vilardell:
If you were a girl, Dewey, wouldn't you rather marry me than Mr. Philip Chester?

Dewey Gilson:
If I were a girl, I'd rather marry me.