Fools Rush In

Isabel Fuentes:
Love is a gift, Alex, not an obligation.

Alex Whitman:
How've you been?

Isabel Fuentes:
Pregnant.

Alex Whitman:
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Isabel Fuentes:
Whatever you do, don't tell them I picked you up outside a restroom.

Alex Whitman:
They're great. I had no idea that families talked at dinner.

Isabel Fuentes:
I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me - I can pee faster than anyone in the world.

Isabel Fuentes:
No. No quiero oir nada. No quiero que me digas una palabra. Estoy harto de todos tus mentiras. Esos son todos lo que me has dicho. Cobarde.

Alex Whitman:
What does that mean?

Isabel Fuentes:
It means that you are a liar and a coward. That's what it means.

Alex Whitman:
It sounded so much prettier in Spanish.

Great Grandma:
You will never know love unless you surrender to it.

Tracey Burnham:
Jeff, hon, would you get us some ice?... And while you're at it put some scotch in it.

Tracey Burnham:
Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas. You just do. Kinda sneaks up on you. But it is the fastest growing economy in the US, the economy is booming, business is growing, I'm up to my neck in paperwork. Oh, but frankly, it's not a whole lotta fun. Are you are whole lotta fun Alex?

Alex Whitman:
Ah, Jeff said we might have some problems with our liquor license because of new zoning?

Tracey Burnham:
Mmmm, I'll talk to the County Supervisor for you but if I were you I'd pay more attention to the ABC investigation. They're gonna ask you all kinds of personal questions. They'd like nothing more than to catch you with your pants down.

Alex Whitman:
Sh*t.

Alex Whitman:
Sorry. Sh*t.

Alex Whitman:
Isabel, don't jump.

Isabel Fuentes:
I'm not going to kill myself, stupid. But if you come any closer, I'll throw your ass over.

Isabel Fuentes:
It was a sign, Alex.

Alex Whitman:
Of what?

Isabel Fuentes:
That the baby would be Catholic.

Alex Whitman:
Oh, well, then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP.

Isabel Fuentes:
And Chuey.

Isabel Fuentes:
Alex, this is Chuy.

Alex Whitman:
Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.

Great Grandma:
How selfish you are. To presume you know better than love.

Alex Whitman:
Where are you going?

Isabel Fuentes:
You're not my favorite person right now.

Alex Whitman:
Yeah, well, you either.

Great Grandma:
It is not your faith that has betrayed you. It is your fear.

Priest on Street:
There are signs everywhere.