For the Love of Pleasure

Simon Black:
I can't take anymore of this. I... I still love food and sex, you know. In fact, when I was alive, that's all I used to think about.

[lowering his head in silence]

Simon Black:
But this is too much, you know.

[lowering his head again]

Simon Black:
Take it away.

The goddess Shiva:
I can't, Simon. This is the way it is.

Simon Black:
Then get me out of heaven. And how the f*** I got here in the first place? I'm a f***ing thief. Bum. I never went to f***ing church a day of my life.

[looking in her eyes, then lowering his head]

Simon Black:
I don't belong in heaven.

The goddess Shiva:
Simon... whoever said this was heaven?