For the People

Lora Gibson:
I am on the side of what's legal and what's right. Can you say the same right now? I didn't think so.

Lora Gibson:
A snitch?

J.C. Hunter:
Jailhouse informant.

Lora Gibson:
You can put a pig in a prom dress and call it a date, but it's still a pig.

[Camille has been roped into chaperoning her nephew's dance.]

Zach:
I'll sue you if you come.

Camille:
You can't sue me, I'm your aunt.

Camille:
Well... you probably wouldn't win.

Thomas Gibson:
If there was no sex in this world, there'd be no lies.

Lora Gibson:
Yeah, there would. The lies just wouldn't be as interesting.