Four's a Crowd

Jean Christy:
I'm in love with a man whom I dislike intensely, who'd cheat me, who'd lie to me, whom I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw the Queen Mary. I...

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford:
You... you don't mean me, do you?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace:
Sarah? Sarah?

Mrs. Sarah Jenkins:
What?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace:
Couple'a chumps on the way, wanna get hitched.

Mrs. Sarah Jenkins:
At this hour?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace:
Why not? you caught me at half-past two in the morning in a weak moment.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford:
What are you crying for, darling?

Lorri Dillingwell:
[crying] I'm not crying.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford:
Aren't you happy?

Lorri Dillingwell:
[sobbing desolately] Yes, I'm happy.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford:
Wish you'd stop sniveling, then.

Patterson 'Pat' Buckley:
Mr. Jenkins, I don't want to embarrass you, but they really want to get married first. [slips money into Mr. Jenkins's hand]

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace:
Oh, I see, sparring for your liberty, eh? Well, I don't blame you, I don't blame you...