Frankweenie

Victor:
I was doing my experiment, my project, and the first time it worked great. But the next time it didn't. I mean, it sort of worked, but then it didn't. And I don't know why.

Mr. Rzykruski:
Then maybe you never really understood it the first time. People think science is here [pointing to head] but it is also here. [pointing to chest] The first time, did you love your experiment?

Victor:
Yes.

Mr. Rzykruski:
Ah. And the second time?

Victor:
No. I just wanted it over.

Mr. Rzykruski:
Then you changed the variables.

Bob:
[frantically] Victor! I... I need your help.

Victor:
Did you see those things? They were like...

Bob:
Sea Monkeys! You know how on the package, they're like, in a happy kingdom, and everyone's smiling?

Victor:
Yeah?

Bob:
They're not like that at all.

Toshiaki:
[running up] Victor! I need your help.

Bob:
I asked him first!

Toshiaki:
My problem bigger! [pointing behind him and sounds of thundering footsteps and roaring. Camera pans to show a giant dinosaur-tortoise mutant stomping down the street]

Bob:
Yeah, he's right.

Mayor:
As mayor of New Holland, you have entrusted me with your safety. So I can't sit idly, while a teacher *endangers* our children.

Bob's Mom:
[referring to Mr. Rzykruski] The man is a menace!

New Holland Townsfolk:
She's right. He's crazy!

New Holland Townsfolk II:
Have you looked through this science book they're using? Apparently, Pluto isn't good enough to be a planet any more. When I was a kid, Pluto was a great planet. This guy comes along, and rewrites the rules!

Mrs. Frankenstien:
In fairness, he didn't write the textbook.

Victor:
Where's Mr. Rzykruski?

Gym Teacher:
All I know is I'll be teaching the class for the rest of the semester.

Elsa Van Helsing:
Do you know anything about science?

Gym Teacher:
I know more than you do.

Bob:
Mr. Rzykruski knew a lot.

Gym Teacher:
Well, sometimes knowing too much is the problem.

Victor:
What about the science fair?

Gym Teacher:
Oh, it's still on, but it will be judged by someone who's not insane: Me!