Freddy's Nightmares

[Freddy has possessed Mara's body]

Mara Ruleen:
Help, Harry! Harry! Harry!

[in the real world, in Mara's body, using his real voice]

Freddy Krueger:
Shut up, b*tch! He can't hear you.

Harry Lee:
I beg your pardon?

[using Mara's voice]

Freddy Krueger:
Nothing. I was talking to myself.

Freddy Krueger:
Hope he doesn't bite off more than he can chew.

Freddy Krueger:
Drugs. Now there's a REAL nightmare!

Freddy Krueger:
There's only one cure for me, buddy boy. You gotta die!

[Marsha rips off her grandmother's face to reveal Freddy]

Freddy Krueger:
Trick or treat! How's that for a face lift?

[Marsha screams]

Freddy Krueger:
You should always respect your elders.

[tormenting Marsha in her nightmare]

Freddy Krueger:
I love screamers.

Marsha:
You said we could go in together.

Marsha:
It's too late, Zach, it's *your* nightmare now.

Freddy Krueger:
[Closing host segment - VCR opens & squirts out blood. Freddy talks to camera] Stick *that* in your VCR... and suck on it!

Freddy Krueger:
Two for one day! [Freddy kills Zack and moves toward Marsha]

Mara Ruleen:
Let me go! You murderer!

Freddy Krueger:
Call me crazy, but it looks to me like you're the murderer, babe,

Mara Ruleen:
You're right. They'll think I did it. I'll get the death sentence for this.

Freddy Krueger:
Ah, don't worry about it. Maybe some weirdo can channel you.

Mara Ruleen:
Uh, let me go!

Freddy Krueger:
Not a chance, I'm having too much fun.

Mara Ruleen:
Fun? You call killing fun? What were you when you were alive? An axe murderer?

Freddy Krueger:
You're gettin' warm.

Mara Ruleen:
Uh, you're insane.

Freddy Krueger:
I know, isn't it great?

[Freddy has possessed Mara's body]

Mara Ruleen:
Help , Harry! Harry! Harry!

[in the real world, in Mara's body, using his real voice]

Freddy Krueger:
Shut up, b*tch! He can't hear you.

Harry Lee:
I beg your pardon?

[using Mara's voice]

Mara Ruleen, Freddy Krueger:
Nothing. I was talking to myself.

Freddy Krueger:
You're in a trance, doll face.

Mara Ruleen:
Oh! What do you mean I'm in a trance? I'm wide awake! I'm right here in this...

Freddy Krueger:
Trance.

Mara Ruleen:
Who are you?

Freddy Krueger:
Well, you said you need a dead person that you could talk through. I'm your guy.

Mara Ruleen:
I don't understand.

Freddy Krueger:
Your body is my body, babe. And what a body it is!

Freddy Krueger:
That chick shouldn't mess with the dead. Take it from me. I'm dead. Hey. Maybe she can channel me.

Oliver Michaels:
Now, that's red. Very red.

Jodi Lancer:
Excuse me?

Oliver Michaels:
You're aura. Very red.

Jodi Lancer:
So is your face, pal.

Freddy Krueger:
Rich Little, eat your heart out.

Mara Ruleen:
Name your poison.

Harry Lee:
How about a bloody Mary?

Mara Ruleen:
Hmm, I'll see if I got that. Oh, sorry. I can't make you a bloody Mary.

Freddy Krueger:
How about I make you a bloody Harry?

Freddy Krueger:
What's the matter with your body, huh? Got a tummy ache?

Barry Dean:
Uh, I've got a bleeding ulcer.

Freddy Krueger:
I'll show you bleeding!

[stabs Barry in the stomach]

Oliver Michaels:
I do not have a good feeling about this. Definite bad karma action in this room. Too much negative energy.

Freddy Krueger:
Negative energy. Uh, I've never been negative a day of my life. Trust me.

Freddy Krueger:
Let's hear it for old Springwood High. Sure has changed since I walked down them hallow halls. Used to be just kids dropped out. And now they...

[cuts off tassel]

Freddy Krueger:
...drop dead.

Freddy Krueger:
Where's everybody goin'? This party is gonna be a gas.

Freddy Krueger:
[to Larry] Not so face, rat breath. You can't do my life story without asking my permission. You gotta pay for the rights. And in your case it's gonna cost you your life. I mean you got to have heart to right the Freddy Krueger story. And, fella, that's something you just ain't got.

[rips out Larry's heart]

Freddy Krueger:
An apple a day won't keep ME away! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Freddy Krueger:
Have it MY WAY [holding a burger full of worms].

Freddy Krueger:
Now it's the graveyard shift, [puts on a hat] when I get hungry. [laughs darkly]

Mom:
Would your mother feel your head? [Bryan kisses Mom as he pushed her] Getting too old to kiss your mother? [laughs darkly and manically]

Chris Ketchum:
Look, all I know is last year I could have beat Nicky in a pair on concrete Keds, this year I'm about as quick as a bill through congress.

Chris Ketchum:
I'm a bullet, I'm a missile, I'm a rocket to the moon!

Freddy Krueger:
Game ain't over 'til the fat lady... dies.

Freddy Krueger:
I think the honeymoon is over.

Freddy Krueger:
This show's about to be canceled, too much dead air. Next call.

Freddy Krueger:
This shrink really ought to have her head examined.

Lisa Blocker:
Daddy, you can't kill Freddy. You'll only make it worse.

Freddy Krueger:
I'd rather burn up than fade away!

Freddy Krueger:
Hey, cop, you got pretty little girls.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
Shut up!

Freddy Krueger:
We, uh, we got interrupted before I got to know 'em. They'll like me a lot better next time.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
Next time?

Deeks:
Let me kill him.

Freddy Krueger:
I... am... forever.

[spots a gasoline can]

Lt. Tim Blocker:
The law is the law. But tonight, the law is on vacation.

Freddy Krueger:
That was then. This is now.

Freddy Krueger:
[to Blocker, restrained in the dentist's chair] All those teeth! Mm, mm, mm, mm, no. I'm afraid they'll ALL have to go! You tell Freddy when it doesn't hurt!

Lt. Tim Blocker:
But... you're dead!

Freddy Krueger:
Big deal!

Freddy Krueger:
No, no, no. Don't be afraid. This time it isn't one of your nightmares. This one... was mine.

Deeks:
Those slides are the only remarks. They speak for themselves. Save for the thanks that I and this entire community have for a Lieutenant Blocker for finally apprehending this unholy aberration.

Defense Attorney:
Objection, your honor!

Deeks:
Excuse me. Alleged unholy aberration. Let us not forget that had not Lieutenant Blocker move so quickly, his own children would be pictures on those slides rather than sitting with their father here today.

Deeks:
Your Honor, this man cannot be allowed to walk free.

Judge:
Then he should have been read his rights at the time of his arrest. I am as sorry as you, but the law is the law. If procedure had been followed this couldn't have happened. Courts adjourned.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
Looking at those slides... brings it all back. Two years of hunting, chasing shadows... and for what? Look at them. Look at what he did to Merit. She doesn't eat, she doesn't sleep. Nothing resembling a normal life. He took it and I couldn't stop him.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
You know, I almost shot him, Sarah. So me help me when I saw him near the girls I almost pulled the trigger.

Sarah Blocker:
So what stopped you?

Freddy Krueger:
Ah, together again. Are you ready for Freddy?

Deeks:
We're doing what you should've done.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
No. You listen to me. I'm going to nail the slime. I'm going to do it clean and by the book.

Deeks:
We're way past your book, lieutenant.

Freddy Krueger:
I got a right to remain at large, cop. I got a right to remain silent.

Freddy Krueger:
Springwood's nightmares are just beginning.

Sarah Blocker:
You didn't kill a person. You killed some... mindless, evil thing.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
The law doesn't care about the difference between the two.

Sarah Blocker:
Well, I do. We all do. Look, you're a cop. You killed Fred Krueger. You were protecting our daughters. Look, the real nightmare's over. We can handle a few bad dreams.

Freddy Krueger:
I'm burning in Hell. Wish you was here.

Gene Stratton:
Our troubles are over, Tim! They feel bad about Freddy getting off with the mistrial and all. They're gonna help us find him. It's just a matter of time now.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
They're not going to find him.

Gene Stratton:
Oh, hell, Tim, these guys are pros.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
They're not going to find him. Not alive that is.

Gene Stratton:
What are you talking about?

Lt. Tim Blocker:
A bunch of us... Deeks, the doc, some of the other parents, we tracked him back to his boiler room, cornered him, we burned him alive. I threw the match.

Gene Stratton:
Hell, Tim, no one's gonna blame you in this town.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
Maybe not. The feds won't be so forgiving. I killed a man in cold blood, Gene.

Lt. Tim Blocker:
Freddy's poisoned this place. He owns it.

Freddy Krueger:
Sweet dreams. Who's next? You? Or maybe...

[points]

Freddy Krueger:
...you.

[turns around to the screen]

Freddy Krueger:
Or how about... one of you?

Stoney Adler:
Does it come as a shock to you that Paul McCartney was in another band before Wings?

Freddy Krueger:
So, you want to make her scream?

Stoney Adler:
Yes.

Freddy Krueger:
This should do it.

[gouges Stoney's eyes out with two of his glove blades]

Freddy Krueger:
Hi... This baby comes with my guarantee. One mile or the driver's life, whichever comes first.

Freddy Krueger:
If you're thinking of leaving Springwood... You ain't going nowhere.

Freddy Krueger:
Don't worry here at Corpus rigor mortis we're always looking for new members.

Freddy Krueger:
Ah the old college try, if you can't beat them... roast them.

Merit Blocker:
We made him go away

Lisa Blocker:
[looks up at her sister from the couch she is sitting on] It doesn't work, you can't make him go away.

Freddy Krueger:
Dream a little dream... of ME!

Lisa Blocker:
Get away from her you bastard!

Freddy Krueger:
Ohhh sister sister... sister's keeper.

Freddy Krueger:
Gone... but not forgotten.

Freddy Krueger:
Merit... Merit... over here... room for one more.

Freddy Krueger:
Hey Merit, ever had a man in your bed before? [he laughs] Don't worry I'll be real gentle

Lisa Blocker:
But I won't [she hits him with a bat]

Freddy Krueger:
It's time for our boy faced the music with Rapmaster Freddy.

Freddy Krueger:
If you thought that romance was dead... now you know who to blame. She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me HOT! [Flowers burst into flames]

Freddy Krueger:
The ties that bind... The chains of love... Unbreakable, Indestructible and tasty too. [He chews on a chain]