Freddy Got Fingered

Betty:
But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.

Gord Brody:
Are you okay?

Betty:
I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.

Gord Brody:
I wanna eat chicken burgers.

Gord Brody:
I'm gunna make you proud, dad...

Gord Brody:
GET THE F*** OUT OF THE WAY.

Gord Brody:
There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?

Jim:
Where the f*** is the water?

Gord Brody:
I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.

Jim:
You BETTER run. You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.

Gord Brody:
Look, daddy, I'm a farmer.

Gord Brody:
F*** you dad.

Jim:
F*** me? Is that what you wanna do?

Jim:
Well go ahead, F*** ME.

Jim:
Wait a minute... You're crippled.

Gord Brody:
Dad...

Betty:
What?

Gord Brody:
Dad...

Betty:
You got a problem with my legs?

Jim:
No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.

Gord Brody:
Japan Four.

Gord:
Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.

Jim:
Hey Gord, the water cold enough for ya?

Jim:
Don't tell me this boys so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.

Jim:
Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?

Gord:
Look, I found a treasure.

Jim:
That's a soap on a rope!

Gord:
SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.

Gord Brody:
He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!