Freddy Vs. Jason

Kia:
Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

Lori:
No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

Linderman:
Who cares about some f***ing dream guy, Ok? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

Freeburg:
Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

Freddy Krueger:
What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?

Lori:
Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.

Gibb:
I only smoke when I drink now.

Kia:
But you're always drinking.

Gibb:
Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.

Gibb:
You're the one that killed Trey!

Freddy Krueger:
Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!

Freddy Krueger:
Aw!

Lori:
Welcome to my world, b*tch!

Will Rolins:
Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on.

Freeburg:
Let me handle this, b*tch.

Freddy Krueger:
Now... it's time to put this "bad dog" to sleep... FOR GOOD.

Freddy Krueger:
Man the torpedoes.

Kia:
Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep.

Bobby Davis:
Hey Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?

Mark Davis:
Oh god.

Freddy Krueger:
Oh that's right, everyone forgot. That's why they weren't afraid anymore. That's why I had to get Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop...

Freddy Krueger:
That hockey puck.

Freddy Krueger:
Awww... how sweet.

Freddy Krueger:
You ugly little sh*t. Now there's a face...

Freddy Krueger:
only a mother could love.

Teammate:
Check out this f***ing guy.

Shack:
Well, hey, Jethro. This is a rave, not a Halloween party. Why don't you go find yourself a pig to f***?

Teammate:
Yeah. Invite only, cornpoke,

Teammate:
and you... weren't... invite...

Shack:
Son of a b*tch.

Freeburg:
Man, screw that clown. I mean, what kind of a p*ssy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now, that, that big-ass mother f***er back at the cornfield, all right, that's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the f*** that was.

Deputy Stubbs:
I don't know, maybe what we need to do is... to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.

Freeburg:
Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right? Someone pure.

Linderman:
Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

Deputy Stubbs:
I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

Linderman:
No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

Deputy Stubbs:
That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

Freeburg:
Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the f***ing reality rules, OK?

Freddy Krueger:
Tilt!

Little Girl:
His name is Freddy Krueger... and he loves children, especially little girls. Freddy's coming back. Soon he'll be strong enough. It's okay to be afraid. We were all afraid. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.

Freddy Krueger:
Penny for your thoughts, chief?

Freddy Krueger:
Oh, scary.

Mark:
Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.

Blake:
My best friend was just *KILLED* tonight Dad. So what about give me some F***ING space?

Lori:
Aren't you going to help the kid?

Dr. Campbell:
Look at you, you're exhausted. We need to get you to...

Freddy Krueger:
Bed.

Heather:
I should've been watching them, not drinking. not meeting a boy at the lake...

Dead boy on tree:
I deserve to be punished...

Dead girl on tree:
We all deserve to be punished...

Shack:
This ever-clear is kicking my ass.

Lori:
And there were these little girls, and they were singing this song like... like...

Mark:
One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Do you know why they sing that? Because that's when he comes for you.

Mark Davis:
Do you want me to start having nightmares again?

Will Rollins:
Don't start with that dream demon sh*t again. OK? You know that's all just in your head.

Mark Davis:
Yeah, yeah, and who are you, the poster boy for sanity?