Freezer Burn

[first lines]

Virgil Stamp:
It looks like it hasn't cracked.

Rex Turner:
Yeah.

Virgil Stamp:
We'll have to wait until tomorrow

Rex Turner:
[takes a picture]

Rex Turner:
I'm leaving Virg... Pay the bill for the monkey lovers?

Virgil Stamp:
Take it.

Rex Turner:
Alright. Uh Virg, you are gonna leave soon, right? Virgil. Virg?

Virgil Stamp:
Huh!

Rex Turner:
You gonna leave soon?

Virgil Stamp:
Uh yeah, it's just I have a few things I want to put down in the log books, and some notes I want to put in there. A few details that I need to get...

Rex Turner:
I'll see you tomorrow.

Mike Mendelsen:
So are you going to call the fuzz?

Virgil Stamp:
Are you going to shoot me?

Mike Mendelsen:
I don't have a gun.

Virgil Stamp:
I don't have a phone.

Rex Turner:
Who was that guy?

Virgil Stamp:
I really don't know. He stole my pen.

Blake Stamp:
What are you, some kind of mad scientist! That's impossible!

Rex Turner:
[scene cut] That is incredible! What are you, some kind of genius!

Virgil Stamp:
I think she's the boss and if I cross her, she...

Emma Dermott:
She'll beat you up?

Virgil Stamp:
No she wouldn't beat me up, but... she *did* destroy my caterpillar collection once when I was spending too much time...

Emma Dermott:
You have a caterpillar collection?

Virgil Stamp:
Well I did, until she put them through the paper shredder.

Rex Turner:
Can you give dogs mouth-to-mouth?

Rex Turner:
Hey, month-to-snout works. It's kinda fun.

[last lines]

Suzie:
Ooo!

Virgil Stamp:
What.

Suzie:
Brain freeze.

Virgil Stamp:
Don't worry, it'll pass.