Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Jimmy:
He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.

Jimmy:
Ted. I think... I think when we get to town I should call Betty.

Ted:
Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead f*** thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.

Jimmy:
I don't know anyone new.

Ted:
Well, sex is a great way to meet them.

Ted:
And Jimbo, don't be such a dead f***.

Jimmy:
I told you... I told you that I didn't like that.

Ted:
Let me put this into the ol' computer.

Jimmy:
Ted, I'm serious about this.

Ted:
Hey, the computer don't lie.

Sara:
I'm going upstairs.

Doug:
Are you tired?

Sara:
No.

Sara:
Do you want to sleep in the bottom bunk?

Doug:
Do you want to sleep in the top bunk?

Sara:
No.

Jimmy:
Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew?

Rob Dire:
Help. He's killing me. He's killing me.

Mrs. Jarvis:
Someone left the front door open again.

Tommy:
We're in the country.

Mrs. Jarvis:
Well, what happens if the psycho wanders in?

Trish:
Probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.

Axel:
You got the curse?

Nurse Morgan:
If I do, you're it!