Fried Green Tomatoes

Ed Couch:
What the hell's this?

Evelyn Couch:
That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.

Ed Couch:
God! Are you trying to kill me?

Evelyn Couch:
If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands.

Evelyn Couch:
Hey! I was waiting for that spot!

Girl #1:
Face it lady, we're younger and faster!

Girl #1:
What are you DOING?

Girl #2:
Are you CRAZY?

Evelyn Couch:
Face it, I'm older and I have more insurance!

Ninny Threadgoode:
I wouldn't be afraid of death if I was you. I'd be more afraid of driving in rush hour traffic.

Ninny Threadgoode:
I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends.

Ruth:
Momma always said there was a separate God for children.

Ruth:
My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children.

Ninny Threadgoode:
A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same.

Sipsey:
Secret's in the sauce.

Buddy Threadgoode:
Come on down, Li'l Bit. There's no firin' squad waitin' for ya.

Ninny Threadgoode:
Did you know they took my gallbladder out?

Evelyn Couch:
Uh, no I didn't.

Ninny Threadgoode:
Oh yes, still in the hospital in a jar. I guess that's where they keep them.

Evelyn Couch:
I guess.

Grady Kilgore:
Ruth, I have to say. I believe Idgie's been a bad influence on you.

Ruth:
I agree!

Sipsey:
Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's ass!

Evelyn Couch:
Towanda! Right of Wrong, Queen Beyond Compare!

Ninny Threadgoode:
How many of them hormones you takin', honey?

Frank Bennett:
Well, hello there, miss. And who might you be?

Idgie Threadgoode:
Towanda, to you. Who're you?

Frank Bennett:
Oh, ah, Frank Bennett's the name, Miss... ah, Towanda.

Idgie Threadgoode:
Hmm.

Frank Bennett:
I must say, you are looking mighty fine today.

Idgie Threadgoode:
You a politician, or does lying just run in your family?

Ninny Threadgoode:
Idgie and her friend Ruth ran the Whistle Stop Cafe. Idgie was a character, all right. But how anybody could have thought she murdered that man is beyond me.

Evelyn Couch:
I beg your pardon?

Ninny Threadgoode:
Oh, what I wouldn't give for a plate of fried green tomatoes like we used to have at the cafe. Ooh!

Grady Kilgore:
You are absolutely, unconditionally, positively the most stubborn person I've ever known in my life!

Evelyn Couch:
Ms. Threadgoode, how about tellin' me some more, about Idgie?

Ruth:
This doesn't have anything to do with trains, does it?

Mama Threadgoode:
It's an obituary... oh no, honey, Ruth's mother died. And this is from the Bible, it's from the Book of Ruth. And Ruth said: "Whither thou goest, I will go. Where thou lodgest, I will lodge. Thy people shall be my people."

Idgie Threadgoode:
I don't know what's worse, church or jail?

Ruth:
You're just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode. That's what you are, a bee charmer.

Ruth:
Don't you ever say never to me.

Ruth:
Idgie Threadgoode, you ol' beecharmer, you.

Idgie Threadgoode:
I can't believe he swore on the Bible

Ruth:
Well, if that judge had looked any closer, he'd have seen that it was a copy of Mobey Dick.

Missy:
I hear they've got an assertive training class for southern women.

Missy:
Of course that's a contradiction in terms.

Evelyn Couch:
I can't even look at my own vagina.