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Hardcore Holly:
[regarding the Big Show vs. Kane match] Partial? I'm the big shot. I don't have to be partial to anyone, especially the Big Show. You see, he's not kidding anybody because he's been following me around for week, trying to suck up to me, and that's not gonna work tonight because, I'm law and order. And I'll take matters into my own hands if I have to. Either one of those two big gooves get my face, I will beat the hell out of both of 'em, and what's funny 'bout this whole thing, they both know I can do it.

[points at the interviewer, Michael Cole who starred]

Hardcore Holly:
And don't you owe your eyes on me 'cause I'll beat the hell out of you too.

The Big Boss Man:
[at the back entrance during the Big Boss Man vs. Al Snow match] It still sure hurt, you son of a b*tch? Huh? How does it feel? [Al Snow slaps him right-handed]

Steve Austin:
[a medical crew is doing his stitches] There's something, you son of a b*tch!

Jeff Jarrett:
[at the start for the WWF Intercontinental Championship match] I've got a little news for everybody in here tonight: nobody's gonna see the puppies, because they're mine! And Edge, you ain't walk out of this ring with that belt because that belt is mine, because I AM the GREATEST Intercontinental champ of all time!

Steve Austin:
[calling the Undertaker after beating Jeff Jarrett out of the ring] When I'll come back dude, it's time to beat that ass and bust you wide open, and that's the bottom line, 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!

[throws mike away and flips the crowd off]

The Big Boss Man:
[shows Al Snow a signboard tied at a gate while holding his head] Private property, no trespassing. [bangs Al Snow's forehead towards the signboard]

[interviewing Vince and Shane McMahon who are watching a footage on Sunday Night HEAT]

Michael Cole:
Er Mr. McMahon, er excuse me but after seeing your expression on Sunday Night HEAT, I mean I have to believe that you were behind that attack on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Shane McMahon:
I wonder if you can accuse my father of something like that, I mean, who are you?

Michael Cole:
Well I was just watching the footage and...

Vince McMahon:
I have nothing to do with that, but... I can say, that I will guarantee. [looks at Shane McMahon] There goes that word again, I know that I promise, I guarantee you, okay, that Stone Cold Steve Austin will lose the WWF Championship here tonight, I GUARANTEE YOU. He will never, ever, EVER AGAIN be the WWF champion! Got it?

The Rock:
[pre-match promo] The Rock says Triple H, you go on Sunday Night HEAT, you do your little interview with Jim Ross, and you cry like a baby! [pantomimes crying] "They sit there and they kept me down for five years. For five years, they kept me at the bottom of the barrel." Well, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just 'cause you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No, The Rock says they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you ABSOLUTELY SUCK! [cheers from the audience] And on top of that... and on top of all that, The Rock says that you run your mouth. "In four weeks, 28 days, I'm going to SummerSlam. And I'm taking what I want: The WWF Title." Well, The Rock says in 28 *seconds*, The Rock is gonna give you exactly what you don't want! And that's The Rock taking that strap, turnin' it sideways, and sticking it straight up your candy ass! [more cheers] Triple H, The Rock says he *is* the People's Champ, The Rock says he *is* the People's Choice, and The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, PERIOD. IF YA SMELLLLLLL-AAA! What The Rock is cooking!