Fun in Acapulco

Raoul Almeido:
I'll be your "amigo" for free.

Mike Windgren:
An "amigo" I can use right now.

Raoul Almeido:
Blood is thicker than tequila. I find another nobody to build into a somebody.

Mike Windgren:
Don't worry, Raoul. I'm not leaving here yet. I've got something to do first.

Dolores Gomez:
You don't like me in the day time?

Mike Windgren:
Not in front of all of these people.

Marguerita Dauphin:
Buenos noches.

Moreno:
And good evening to you too Se?orita.

Dolores Gomez:
You're not leaving already.

Mike Windgren:
Join us for a drink?

Marguerita Dauphin:
Thank you but I have to get home.

Moreno:
It's too hot and cold in here.

Raoul Almeido:
[on the phone] Tropicana, por favor?

Mike Windgren:
Are you sure you're not a 40 year old midget?

[first lines]

Mike Windgren:
Hold it down. Everyone's asleep. Siesta.

Armando:
It's too early for siesta.

Mike Windgren:
[singing] Viva el vino, viva el dinero / Viva, Viva, el amor.

Mike Windgren, Raoul Almeido:
[singing] Mexico, Mexico / They've got muchas, mu-cha-chas, amigos.

Raoul Almeido:
[singing] Senoritas

Mike Windgren:
[singing] Never saw such adorable creatures.

Mike Windgren:
[singing] Who makes me tremble with wonderful rapture / With one burning glance, from her eyes / Marguerita...

Mike Windgren:
[singing] I said, "Take it easy, baby / I worked all day and my feet feel just like lead / You got my shirt tail flyin' all over the place and the sweat poppin' out of my head" / She said, "Hey, Bossa nova, baby, Keep on a workin' for this ain't no time to quit" / She said, "Go, Bossa nova, baby, keep on dancin' I'm about to have myself a fit" / Bossa nova, Bossa nova.

Mike Windgren:
[singing] You can't say no, in Acapulco / Where romance blooms, and love is in the air / So kiss me tender, love me true / Darling feel this magic too / Don't say no, you can't say no, in Acapulco. / Don't say no, you can't say no, in Acapulco.

Moreno:
Oh, it must be a very important mission that sends you off in such a hurry.

Mike Windgren:
If you must know I'm on the way to La Perla to see your girl.

Moreno:
What a coincidence. I'm going there, too, to make a beautiful dive for your North American astronaut. We can share a taxi.

Mike Windgren:
Thanks, but no, thanks.

Moreno:
The chicken wants to get to the other side of the road.

Mike Windgren:
You better move.

Moreno:
Why don't you move me.

[last lines]

Mike Windgren:
[singing] Ay colomitos i nol vidables, i nol vidables como las tardes / En que la lluvia, des de la loma, ir nos hacia, hasta Zapopam / Guadalajara, Guadalajara, Guadalajara, Guadalajara / Guadalajara, Guadalajara.

Dolores Gomez:
Don't you think Mike was good?

Marguerita Dauphin:
In which performance?

Dolores Gomez:
Why do you leave so soon? We just start to have fun.

Marguerita Dauphin:
It's time for a working girl to be in bed.

Dolores Gomez:
Is there any special time?

Mike Windgren:
What are you doing here this isn't a malt or a hamburger joint? And that better be Coca - Cola you're drinking or your dad is gonna go through the roof!