Funeral in Berlin

Colonel Stok:
I wish to defect, but there are conditions.

Harry Palmer:
What do you want?

Colonel Stok:
I want colonel's pay for life.

Harry Palmer:
Don't we all.

Colonel Stok:
A house in the country.

Harry Palmer:
Oh, how many bedrooms?

Colonel Stok:
Bedrooms do not matter. But I must have a big garden. I am a peasant at heart, and I want to grow roses in my old age.

Harry Palmer:
In England, roses are out - weeds are in. Is that all?

Colonel Stok:
That is all. I want comfort and security.

Harry Palmer:
You've got all that in Russia now.

Colonel Stok:
Aah, in Russia there is no place for an old Bolshevik. In my job I have made too many enemies.

Harry Palmer:
Well, what about your family?

Colonel Stok:
My wife died in a German air raid in 1941; my only son hasn't written to me in three years. What would you do in my position?

Harry Palmer:
I'd stop telling lies, for a start. You have no son, and your wife is in Kiev with your daughter Katya. I know everything about you, Colonel Stok... from the size of your refrigerator to the cubic capacity of your mistress.

Colonel Stok:
Do you play chess?

Harry Palmer:
Yes, but I prefer a game with a better chance of cheating.

Colonel Stok:
And for you it is a propaganda victory - my name is worth a headline.

Harry Palmer:
We get plenty of Russians. It's a pity you're not Chinese.

Harry Palmer:
She picked me up last night, and - with my irrestible charm - I want to know why, and who she's working for.

Harry Palmer:
Oh, by the way, is old Klaus Burger still alive?

Harry Palmer:
Yeah, the forger.

Harry Palmer:
Oh, I agree, I agree, I agree. But... is old man Klaus still alive?

Colonel Stok:
If there is a mistake, the KRAPOs will be shooting at me.

Harry Palmer:
That'll be nice: you'll find out what it's like to be an East German.

Colonel Stok:
You are insolent! Do you think this job, this loathsome Wall, is all I've done for Communism? Does Smolensk mean anything to you, or Stalingrad?

Colonel Stok:
I look at your stupid face and I think you mean what you say. I like you, you're good at your job. You need only one thing.

Harry Palmer:
What's that?

Colonel Stok:
A reason for doing it.

Harry Palmer:
I get paid.

Colonel Stok:
£30 a week? Is it worth it - to be a tool of the generals? A tool for making trouble? Trouble makes arms, arms make money...

Harry Palmer:
When you get to England, we'll give you a soapbox. You sure you want to defect tomorrow?

Colonel Stok:
I told you, I'm still a good Communist. When a man leaves his wife, he remembers his wedding night. Communism was the love of my youth, and I've been faithful... until now. I was with Antomikov Sanko at the storming of the Winter Palace in 1917. Do you know what that means in Russia?

Harry Palmer:
Yes, I think so. It means you're an expendable hero.

Harry Palmer:
Let's get out of here. I've got some fiction to write.

Harry Palmer:
I think that Vulkan is connected with this man Broum.

Harry Palmer:
Do you mean that Her Majesty's government employs ex-Nazis, sir?

Harry Palmer:
Pardon?

Harry Palmer:
I'm not killing anybody in cold blood.

Colonel Stok:
What's the matter, you in trouble? Ross won't shoot you for failing once - it's not democratic!

Hallam:
Show them to any Swiss banker, he'll laugh in your face. Beautiful forgeries... but on the wrong paper.

Harry Palmer:
No, Löwenbrau, please.

On Taxi Ride:

Samantha Steele:
My name is Samantha. Some people call me Sam.

Harry Palmer:
My name is Edmund. Some people call me Edna.