Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge

General Bristol:
Rumour has it Viggo's planning a major jewel heist. So head over to the Quackenheim Museum and ensure their exhibits stay their exhibits.

Bear:
Nothing exciting ever happen to this bear.

Bear 2:
This bear also. Did brother bear hear something? [the bears are blown away]

General Viggo:
Loyal Bears and other assorted lackeys... Sergeant?

Peacock Seargent:
Yes, my glorious leader?

General Viggo:
Where are the loyal bears and other assorted lackeys?

Peacock Seargent:
That's all that's left General.

Peacock Seargent:
General, Fur Fighters approaching from the south. [he falls down a trapdoor]

General Viggo:
So, Roofus, you and your moth-eaten rabble have decided to face me after all. So be it. I've always had a liking for the smell of burning fur.

Chang the Firefox:
[seeing a scantily-clad duck] Ooh, forbidden delights.

General Bristol:
Chang, you're a married panda, pay attention.

General Viggo:
So, we finally meet.

Rico the Penguin:
Hey baby, you don't remember meeting before? I'm genuinely hurt.

General Viggo:
This is supposed to be dramatic you fish guzzling idiot.

General Viggo:
So, we finally meet.

Juliette the Cat:
We've known each other for years you idiot.

General Viggo:
Always have to spoil the drama don't you Juliette?

[first lines]

General Viggo:
Fur Fighter Village, it may not look much, but it is home to some of the greatest warriors animal kind has ever seen. Chang, small in stature but great in the fields of both technology and martial arts. Juliette, chic and graceful on the outside, but within beats the heart of a ferocious warrior. The Mighty Gwyneth, a fierce fire-breathing dragon and mother to a new generation of fiery airborne defenders. Bungalow the Kangaroo, a few shrimps short of a bar-b but an athletic and powerful fighter nonetheless. Rico, smooth-talking joker, and master of the waters. And last but by no means least, Roofus the wise old warrior, and leader of the Fur Fighters. [the camera pulls away to reveal Viggo] How I loath them all.

Wing Leader:
This is Wing Leader. Monster at 6 o'clock.

Falcon 2:
Look at the size of that thing!

Wing Leader:
Cut the chatter Falcon Two. Lock X-foils in attack position.

Falcon 2:
Sir for the last time, we're in bi planes!

Wing Leader:
Excellent, that just what we want them to think.

Juliette the Cat:
So we'll talk yes?

Claude the Cat:
Okay, okay just get me out of this space suit. The colour is appaling. Quelle horreure!

Juanita:
Oh Rico, I had the strangest dream...

Rico the Penguin:
Everything's fine now Juanita, you're back to normal. Though I think I preferred you with a bigger butt.

General Bristol:
Try not to be a bright spark in the explosives warehouse.

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
That will not be a problem, mate.

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
Gee Esmerelda, are you alright?

Esmerelda:
Call that a rescue? You shot me you bloomin' great galah! Me! Your own wife! I should've listened to me ma!

Roofus the Hound:
Chang, is the teleport device ready?

Chang the Firefox:
Is working, but can only hold one of us at a time.

Roofus the Hound:
Rico, fancy helping to turn the tide in this fight?

Rico the Penguin:
If the ladies are in peril, it's our sworn duty.

Roofus the Hound:
Juliette, are you with us lass?

Juliette the Cat:
For now dog. For now.

Roofus the Hound:
Bungalow, do you have any idea what's going on at all?

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
Not really mate.

Roofus the Hound:
Glad to have you aboard. And you young Tweek, your mothers gone too, and you're the only dragon left. But do you think you've got enough Fur Fighter blood in you to help us?

Tweek the Dragonling:
Tweek.

Roofus the Hound:
Good. We've been here before, and we hoped we'd never be here again, but you don't always get what you want, do you? Lock and Load my friends. It's time to put kitty out for the night.

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
Strewth, that's a darn fine sheila.

General Bristol:
Strewth? Sheila? How colloquial.

Small Bear:
What for bear to wear green rubber leotard in jungle conditions?

Polar Bear:
Little bear be quiet. Big boss say is good for mar-ket-ing.

Winifred:
Geez, what a trip.

Chang the Firefox:
I'm tired of chasing that Big Bad Cat. Roofus, what say we take the fight to him?

Winifred:
To hell with that. This one's coming with me for a pint, and he's paying.

Roofus the Hound:
There comes a time when enough is enough, and an animal has to make a stand. Viggo's supercarrier is moored just off the coast of Fur Fighter Village, so we're gonna hit him where it hurts and give him a good kick in the stern. It may not be easy, it may no be quick, hell it may no' even be legal but we're going to do it or die trying. It's time to end this sassenach's schemes. Let's go.

General Viggo:
So, we finally meet.

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
Do we meet? Haven't seen a big white cat around here have you? Bit taller than you, not so pasty...

General Viggo:
I go to all this trouble and I get the stupid one.

[last lines]

General Viggo:
You clearly don't go to the movies enough. You should have known villains always do that. [punches Roofus] You know Roofus, I've decided that my plans never seem to work because I tend to overthink things. [he blows up the teleporter] It's my own fault I suppose. Trusting other,lesser animals to do my bidding.

Juliette the Cat:
Is it badly broken?

Chang the Firefox:
Is completely broken. Might make nice paperweight, with lot's of glue. Will take months to fix.

Juliette the Cat:
You've got minutes, or Roofus is dead.

General Viggo:
Simplicity will be my new watchword. No more incompetent minions, no more devilish schemes, just some good old fashioned arse-kicking [he whacks Roofus again]

Juliette the Cat:
[Chang desperately tries to fix the machine] Chang!

General Viggo:
As soon as you face your vision in the hands of others, that vision is diluted. [he hits Roofus]

Winifred:
Chang!

General Viggo:
[holding Roofus by the neck] Try not to get fluff on my suit now, there's a good chap.

Rico the Penguin:
Chang!

General Viggo:
Any last words, Roofus?

Roofus the Hound:
Look behind you. [all the fighters blast at Viggo, who leaps in the sea. The Fighters fall in after]

Juliette the Cat:
I never thought I'd say this, dog but I'm glad you're okay. Do you think that's the last we'll see of him?

Roofus the Hound:
Ah, that sort never seem to get what's coming to them.

Chang the Firefox:
So what do we do now?

Roofus the Hound:
What do you think we do? We swim of course!

Tam the Firefox Cub:
Stop! What's all this shooting? We'll have no trouble here!

General Bristol:
Have you heard of the Domino effect?

Bungalow the Kangaroo:
Is that when you order a pizza and it always arrives when you're on the dunny?