Galaxy High School

Beef Bonk:
Earth stinks!

[repeated line]

Rotten Roland:
I love it! I love it!

Beef Bonk:
[Beef has just stolen Milo's drink orders] Double Chocolate, my favorite.

Milo De Venus:
Hey, Beef, those were mine.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[to Beef] Milo's getting six more and you're paying.

Beef Bonk:
[to Doyle] Says who?

[repeated line]

Reggie Unicycle:
I can't *stand* it.

Aimee Brightower:
Hi, girls, ready to let the guys chase after us, huh?

Gilda Gossip:
No Aimee, Fort Lauderoid is where the girls chase the guys.

Aimee Brightower:
Really? Well, then, let's go shopping!

Aimee Brightower:
We have a Red Sea on Earth, too, but... it's blue.

Booey Bubblehead:
Hi. My name's Booey Bubblehead. What's yours?

Alan Airhead:
Alan Airhead.

Booey Bubblehead:
Nice to meet you.

Alan Airhead:
Nice to meet who?

Booey Bubblehead:
You.

Alan Airhead:
We met?

Booey Bubblehead:
Yeah, you're Alan Airhead. I didn't forget your name.

Alan Airhead:
Gee, I like smart girls.

Booey Bubblehead:
You know any?

Alan Airhead:
Know any what?

Booey Bubblehead:
Smart girls. By the way, I'm Booey Bubblehead.

Alan Airhead:
I'm Alan Airhead. Wanna go out some time?

Booey Bubblehead:
With who?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
We've gotta warn all the students, come on!

Professor Icenstein:
Me? Go to the Summer Nova? Have you flipped your flugel? I'll melt!

Beef Bonk:
[shouting] Sand Shark!

Life Guard:
Every alien into the water!

Aimee Brightower:
Booey, guess what? [sneezes] I'm going steady with Doyle!

Booey Bubblehead:
Oh, that's super guechee. Who's Doyle going steady with?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Mrs Blastermeyer! Am I glad to see you!

Harvey Blastermeier:
[whispering in his wife's ear] The boy must be sick!

Luigi La Bounci:
Regie, so good to see you. Anything you want, you got it.

Reggie Unicycle:
I want her. That vision of perfection. That bouquet of beauty. She's almost as stunning as I am. Who... is... she?

Reggie Unicycle:
What? The girl who turns me on turns me down? I can't stand it!

Reggie Unicycle:
I don't want another planet of galaxy, I want Aimee. I want her, I want her, I want her!

Booey Bubblehead:
Hmm, I hope Aimee isn't fooled by him.

Gilda Gossip:
I'd make a fool out of myself for him. The best I've ever got was Earl Ecchhh singing to me.

Flat Freddy:
Hey, Creep where ya going?

Creep:
Oh, I'm leaving Galaxy High. Aimee's broken my heart. A one, two, three, four. [starts singing] She stomped on my heart to romp with another and now I'll depart, go home to my mother [starts sobbing uncontrolably]

Aimee Brightower:
Unbelievable! So beautifull. I never dreamed anyone lived in a house like this.

Reggie Unicycle:
Oh, how droll, what a sense of humor. This is only the garage.

Gilda Gossip:
I wonder if he's bought her a ring yet. Imagine, you're very own Saturn ring!

Mertyl Blastermeier:
Harvey, would you look at this joint! Hmm. Why couldn't I have married into this, instead of getting stuck to you!

Reggie Unicycle:
Well, I can't stand it if you don't go!

Aimee Brightower:
Oh, you'll find someone else. You always have.

Reggie Unicycle:
No I won't. I won't, I won't, I won't. Never, never, never, never, never. Ooh, my gosh, who is that? That radiant creature over there, I can't stand it!

Alien girl putting make-up on:
Eat your heart out, Raquel Rocketship.

Earl Eccchhh:
Hey, watch it! I'm not a skateboard!

Flat Freddy:
Gee Doyle, your new friend is a real first class gazort.

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
Class and worms, dismissed.

Beef Bonk:
You're lookin' at the king of that dance, so you can start calling me 'your majesty'.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
All right, so it's a time machine. So, let's hope into it and get back to the, eh...

Aimee Brightower:
Future?

Luigi La Bounci:
Say, what is-a this-a place-a?

Milo De Venus:
It's Flutor. Erm, aren't you here to discover it?

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
Haha! veepers no, we're on our way to the, eh, Bagoblah system. Luigi's opening the first intergalactic House of Pancakes there. And I'm his star waitress!

Creep:
[singing] Dry those little eyes, let's see that smile! Hey, let's see that kooky old face... Jack!

Professor Icenstein:
I think I'd make a pretty good science teacher. I won the 'No-Bull' prize on my world.

Creep:
Sorry Aimee. [singing] You tried. But we're gonna get fried.

Bobbi Babbel:
We're talking to Beef Bonk...

Beef Bonk:
Er, we are?

Bobbi Babbel:
Who seems like a born weader. Mr. Bonk. I'm sure our viewers would wove to know your plans for the future.

Beef Bonk:
Today we plasterize the mastodons. Later, maybe I'll join the marines.

Bobbi Babbel:
[turns to Rotten Roland] And you?

Rotten Roland:
Me? I love it, I love it! I'm thinking about a life in crime. Who should I be? The good guy, or the bad guy?

Zuggleball:
Yippie! Hit me, smack me!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[Doyle is 400 feet tall] Oh my head! I'm so tall, I get headaches just standing up.

General Beef Bonk:
Gentlemen, we have a monster heading for New York. And one thing's crystal clear: monster stink!

Ollie Oilslick:
Hey hey, Doyle! You used to say you was a big man back on Earth. Youz' got your wish!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
You think I like being this tall, Ollie? I've got pigeons nesting in my ear!

Professor Icenstein:
Doyle, my boy, how are you?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Well, to start with, I'm 400 feet tall. How are you?

Professor Icenstein:
Well, I'm about five foot nine. Could I get you a cold drink?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
No, you could get me a cure.

Professor Icenstein:
[President Milo has joined his former classmates to protest against his own army] Ja, ja, ja, Milo! Go, go, go! You got my vote, sweety. That's the way to go, Milo-rini.

Beef Bonk:
Get this: the mental midget is out for 15 seconds, and he thinks he's a giant!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Holy Krimola!

Professor Icenstein:
Cool your Ralookas, Cleverlobe, Earthlings are quite, quite imune.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Oh Beef...

Beef Bonk:
[infected by the Martian Mumps] Yes, Doyle?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
I just wanted to tell you your rod stinks and your friends stink and most of all, you stink.

Beef Bonk:
[Beef sniffs his shirt] Thank you. Offensive odor is agains the rules. I shal bathe.

Beef Bonk:
Oh Earth-Boy...

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Beef! You're not a martian...

Beef Bonk:
No, but you are Flugel food!

Professor Icenstein:
Aha! Just as I thought. The key element in Beef's personality is rage. He would rather be angry than anything.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Well that's the truth, but what's it got to do with Martian Mumps?

Professor Icenstein:
Aha, when you made him angry, it brought back his true self, thus curing his Martian Mumps

Aimee Brightower:
You mean we have to make people angry to cure 'em?

Professor Icenstein:
No, no, no, no, no, that only worked with Beef because it's his strongest emotion. Someone else might be cured by laughing, or hugging, or zinging a zong.

Beef Bonk:
That's disgusting!

Aimee Brightower:
Doyle's going to Tingler? What a guy! Now I never knew he was so brave!

Rotten Roland:
I guess the Earthboy's got more nerve than we thought, huh, Beef?

Wendy Garbo:
He must have the Ralukas of a Moka...

Mutie:
I can fix it like new. Cost you fifty creds. In advance.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
All I got is 35.

Mutie:
Oh, what the fratz. You're my first customer in ten years. I'll do it for 35. In advance.

Rotten Roland:
Vampire Penguins!

Beef Bonk:
Killer Mushrooms!

Cholesterolian:
Hot Dog, I think we've found our new leader!

Milo De Venus:
[Doyle has just swatted a fly] That wasn't a fly, it was a student. Harold Horsefly.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
You're kidding? What have I done? When will I ever get used to this school?

Doyle's Locker:
Hey, I can tell you how to make Beef go bonkers.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
You?

Doyle's Locker:
I was his locker two years ago. He knew me, inside and out, and I knew him inside and out.

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
...and Harold Horsefly. Harold? Has anyone seen Harold?

Beef Bonk:
Heh, heh, heh. Maybe Coach Frogface ate him. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Aimee Brightower:
Isn't anyone gonna lend a hand, huh?

Milo De Venus:
I suppose I could lend one... [Milo has six arms]

Doyle Cleverlobe:
How long before the next bus?

Alien at bus stop:
Ten minutes, P.S.T.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Thanks. P.S.T. is that Pacific Standard Time?

Alien at bus stop:
Plutonian Standard Time.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[working out the difference on his fingers] Yipes! That's Three months Earth time!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
I never want to milk another chicken as long as I live!

Beef Bonk:
Doyle, carry me!

Beef Bonk:
Carry you? are you nuts?

Beef Bonk:
I am the High Cholesterol, do as I say!

Beef Bonk:
[Doyle and Beef stop at a brown river] I got this sudden urge for mashed potatoes.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[licks some of the contents of the river] That's because this river is gravy.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Oh oh, something tells me this is barbeque canyon.

Beef Bonk:
Yeah, cause' it's the pits!

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
Now then, what William Quarksphere play has the famous balcony scene?

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Jude... I don't know...

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
Romeozone and Jupiterette.

Doyle's Locker:
Thirty years in the locker business and these kids still treat me like I'm stupid!

Luigi La Bounci:
I tell-a you, first I'm gonna kill-a that Earthboy, then I'm gonna fire him!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
What are you guys doing here anyway?

Aimee Brightower:
We came to get you. We thought you were... Brain Blasting.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Me, Brain Blasting, here? [laughs] What a laugh! What a waste that would be!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[everybody laughs] I mean, the brainwaves are for the big game!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
I could have really messed up my life with that Brain Blaster. I could have ruined my brain for good!

Booey Bubblehead:
Really? I tried it once but nothing happened.

Milo De Venus:
First you gotta have a brain.

Earl Eccchhh:
Hey lay off! I ain't no washrag, I'm a person!

Aimee Brightower:
It's a beautiful day. The stars are out.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Aimee, we're in space. The stars are always

Creep:
[the Creeps flies over to Aimee] Oh, the only stars I see are in your eyes, Aimee. [starts to sing] Hey! Fly me to Alpha Centouri. Let me lay among the Hey-Glax.

Rotten Roland:
Honest, Miss McBrain, you gotta do something. Those kids out bonked the Beefer!

Earl Eccchhh:
Yeah, they're a regular wrecking crew!

Beef Bonk:
[reading aloud from a children's book] Somebody's been sleeping in my cryo chamber, said the baby buzz-morph...

Creep:
[after getting a kiss from Aimee] I'll never wash these lips again! No!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
What do you think?

Aimee Brightower:
It looks like Frankenstein's bus!

Booey Bubblehead:
Oh no, Roland's guarding the door!

Aimee Brightower:
Don't worry Booey, I've got the way in: we're gonna mail Freddy!

Flat Freddy:
Huh?

Flat Freddy:
Breaker, breaker, this is double O Freddy inside Mick Magger's room.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
[chasing a Pizza monster and three hungry customers] In the name of Luigi's pizza, I order you to drop that customer!

Wendy Garbo:
[to Pizza monster] This is getting really old, pizza brain. Now put me down.

Rotten Roland:
Ooh security, I love it, I love it!

Milo De Venus:
Hi. I'm Milo De Venus, your class president.

Aimee Brightower:
[referring to Doyle] I'm stuck in the middle of outer space with a mental midget.

Wendy Garbo:
I'm Wendy. I've got this little black book, with a description and rating of every single boy in this school.

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
As principal of Galaxy High, I am pleased as Plutonian punch to have you at our school.

Milo De Venus:
You'll have to excuse Sludge. He loves Earthlings. If they're properly salted, that is.

Booey Bubblehead:
Hi, have we met? I'm Booey. Bubblehead.

Creep:
[singing] Oh I'm the Creep from the planet Sorrowpeak, your heart belongs to me, yeah. At night when you're asleep, into your spaceship I will creep.

Wendy Garbo:
Buzz off, Creep.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Why is it so cold in here?

Milo De Venus:
Professor Icenstein comes from the planet Frostor. He has to keep his classroom cold, or he'll melt.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Zuggle ball?

Milo De Venus:
I think on Earth you call it 'hookey'.

Doyle Cleverlobe:
That's 'hockey'.

Milo De Venus:
Yes, only the puck is alive.

Beef Bonk:
One of these days I'm gonna get that Earth-bag.

Aimee Brightower, Wendy Garbo:
[Milo has accidentally caused a flood while fixing the soap machine] My dress!

Coach Katrina:
My back!

Ms. Biddy McBrain:
My school!

Milo De Venus:
My gosh!

Milo De Venus:
That's a strange looking camera [it looks like a gun]

Al Gatori:
Made on Earth!

Doyle Cleverlobe:
Wendy, Booey, divert Gatori.

Booey Bubblehead:
Ah, shuck. Oops, I meant chuck

Aimee Brightower:
You meant check. Let's skip it.