Gamesmaster

Dominik Diamond:
If Uri Geller was a spoon, would he be bent?

Little Boy:
Hello Gamesmaster, are there any cheats on Sonic 2 for infinate lives?

The Gamesmaster:
No there're aren't, bye bye!

Little Boy:
Thanks a lot!

Himself - Presenter:
Remember life is a bit like a telephone call: it's great until you try to chat up someone whose already engaged.

Himself - Presenter:
Remember folks: Life is a bit like a mountain bike - tough going up hill, but fantastic going down.

Himself - Presenter:
I will leave you with another thought: if the family is the centre of twentieth century culture, why do mine keep moving house without telling me?