Garden Party

[first lines]

Davey Diamond:
Hey, you need a ride?

April:
[head shake no]

Davey Diamond:
I'm Davey Diamond. You're sitting on my face. Turn around, that's me, see? Good lookin' guy, right? You need an apartment, I can help you with that, I'll find you a gem. That's my motto, I'll find you a gem, you get it, "diamond", gem?

April:
[starts walking away]

Davey Diamond:
Give me a call. You know your gonna need a friend in this town...

Sammy:
You get all you want for free?

Nathan:
Yeah. Except for Sally warned me to be careful, because the last guy that worked for her ended up in rehab, so I try to be cool, and only smoke at night. Plus a couple of nights a week I go to the gym, so I don't smoke on those nights... Do you work out?

Sammy:
No man, I'm a musician.

Nathan:
Life is my f***ing puzzle.

Anthony:
Okay. What do you do for fun?

Nathan:
Mmm. Honestly? Nothing. Yeah, my life is a joyless existence. I work, I sleep, and I do a bit of pot, and I drink. That's it. I'm basically totally alone all the time. Are you glad you asked?

Joey Zane:
Why don't you hit me with your number.

Sammy:
I don't really have a number.

Joey Zane:
You don't have a number? What are you, f***in' Amish?

Therapist:
What does love mean to you?

Todd:
Love... love... love is something I can't have. I don't believe love exists for me.

Joey Zane:
Jesus, kid, where are you sleeping?

Sammy:
Uh, at a friend's house.

Joey Zane:
Yeah? Who's your friend, baby Jesus? Looks like you've been sleeping in a manger.

Becky:
Dude, take the trash out once in a while.

Davey Diamond:
You said you'd let me take some pictures, come on.

Clare:
I mean, this has nothing to do with real estate.

Sally St. Claire:
You know, out of all the screw-ups I've had, you've had days where you almost, almost got everything right.

Nathan:
Well I'd like to think that today is one of those days.

[last lines]

Davey Diamond:
Hey, you need a ride?

Lost Girl:
Where ya goin'?

Davey Diamond:
Hop in. I'll take you any place you want to go.

Lost Girl:
[jumps in]

Davey Diamond:
Put your seat belt on. You been waiting long?