GCB

Gigi Stopper:
I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I got this.

Amanda Vaughn:
[Lookin' at a photo of her 'n' her daddy, thinkin' 'bout th' upcomin' barbeque competition, feelin' ill-prepared] We used to do everything together, but he wouldn't let his little girl break through the charcoal ceiling

Gigi Stopper:
The invitation said "Casual", which means simple, and tasteful; no diamonds bigger than your head.

Cricket Caruth-Reilly:
I keep tellin' her you cannot wear last year's uniform with this year's breasts

Carlene Cockburn:
Cleavage helps your cross hang straight!

Will Vaughn:
[after reading "Reap what you sow" on the church marquee] Mom what does that mean?

Amanda Vaughn:
[Amanda reads it and the girls glare at her] It's Texas for Karma!

Gigi Stopper:
You know very well I didn't like Bill when you dated him in high school, really didn't like you marrying him, and hated it when he dragged you off to California

Amanda Vaughn:
I know; the fact you didn't come to his funeral wasn't my first clue

Gigi Stopper:
Don't mess with those boxes; Lupe's gonna throw those away for you

Amanda Vaughn:
[to Lupe] Don't throw them away; I'll need them again soon. [turning to her mother] We're only here until I get a job

Gigi Stopper:
You don't have to work. Why don't you and the kids just live here and I'll pick up the tab?

Amanda Vaughn:
'cause I'm terrified of what you might do to my children [?]

Gigi Stopper:
Did you turn out so bad?

Amanda Vaughn:
We're not even going there

Amanda Vaughn:
How do you apologize for shooting someone?

Gigi Stopper:
That is an etiquette conundrum that you will not find in Emily Post... I know, I have Dick Cheney's number someplace