Genshiken

Chairman of Genshiken:
But how about officially joining Genshiken, huh Katsukabe?

Saki Kasukabe:
Not a chance!

Chairman of Genshiken:
Mmm, well that was quick.

Madarame Harunobu:
Mr. Chairman, there is no way she'll ever join the club, is there?

Chairman of Genshiken:
Hmm... no, and it certainly seems like such a pity to lose you. You so enjoy using this room when we're gone.

Saki Kasukabe:
[gasp]

Madarame Harunobu, Kugayana Mitsunori:
Huh?

Chairman of Genshiken:
You seem so..."at home" in our office.

Saki Kasukabe:
[blushing] What do you mean?

Chairman of Genshiken:
You've been having...

Saki Kasukabe:
[interrupting, whispering to the chairman] Mr. Chairman, the student council thing was wierd enough but how could you've known about this? Is this more than just a coincidence? Do you make it a habit of spying?

Chairman of Genshiken:
[innocently] Why, whatever do you mean, Katsukabe?

Saki Kasukabe:
Thats enough! I made sure we were very careful. But you have spy cameras here, don't you?

Chairman of Genshiken:
Now do you really think I would do that?

Saki Kasukabe:
That would be a bad thing for you to do, bad for me too.

Chairman of Genshiken:
...what a delenma.

Madarame Harunobu:
[confused] What are you doing?

Chairman of Genshiken:
If I were that kind of person there would already be a large number of people irrespective of gender who could no longer attend this school. But there are no such people here, are there?

Saki Kasukabe:
["deer in the head-lights" look, long pause] I'll join the club.

[collective gasp]