Geography Club

Brian Bund:
I don't really care about geography. I already have an A in Geography, so... I thought about joining this club for a while just to make friends, but... I was scared. I know people laugh at me. I'm not stupid. The thing is... I don't wanna go home after school. I'm scared of it, actually, so I play cello. I play it when I'm nervous. It's what I do at night - homework and cello. When I'm nervous and I don't have my cello, my fingers twitch. Well, I just didn't wanna go home after school; so, I'm not gonna force you to be my friend, though, so... Don't worry about your secret. I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Gunnar:
Uh, how am "I" the mom?

Russell:
Um... 'cause you have man-b*obs, Gunnar. Isn't that obvious?

Kimberly:
I really like you, Russell. I-I mean, I only got with Gunnar just so that we could chill.

Russell:
This is so messed up.

Brian Bund:
Just because people don't understand me, doesn't mean I don't understand them.

Russell:
Either we're in a relationship or we're not.

Kevin:
Why does it have to be that way?

Russell:
It just does.