George & A.J.

Nurse George:
[knocks on Carl's door; he opens it] Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen. You ready to go?

Carl Fredricksen:
I'll meet you at the van in just a minute. I uh, wanna say one last goodbye to the old place.

Nurse George:
Sure. Take all the time you need, sir. [Carl slams his door]

Nurse A.J.:
Typical! He's probably going to the bathroom for the 80th time. [they turn to walk towards the van]

Nurse George:
[sees the helium canisters lying around] Yech! You think he'd take better care of his house! [they notice the shadows of many baloons rising behind them and turn around. Carl's house lifts off the ground and passes over their heads]

Nurse George, Nurse A.J.:
Aaaah! [as the house passes over them, Russell can be seen bracing himself underneath the house's floorboards]

Russell:
Aaah!

Carl Fredricksen:
Ha, ha ha ha ha ha! So long, boys! [George and A.J. are left dumbstruck]

Reporter:
[Morning Action 4 News] I'm standing adjacent the the location where yesterday, onlookers witnessed a liftoff by what some are calling a flying house. Tell us what you saw. [she points her microphone at George and A.J., who are still standing speechless a day later; the camera quickly pans back to her] Construction workers in the area say the flying house belongs to this man: recently convicted public menace Carl Fredricksen. City officials say the search will continue, but after yesterday's storm, [as the report continues, the view shifts to show that it is being watched by other senior citizens around the city] there may be no clues as to where Carl Fredricksen and his house have gone. It appears as if elderly public menace Carl Fredricksen has indeed escaped. [Seniors break into cheers]

Old Lady:
Attaboy, Carl!

Mrs. Peterson:
[laughs in a crazy manner]

Carl Fredricksen:
[after the retirement home has flown away, Carl descends in Charles Muntz's airship] Afternoon, boys!

Nurse George, Nurse A.J.:
Aaaaaaaahhhh! [the airship crushes their van, stopping its alarm]

Nurse George:
[looks up, incredulous] Mr. Fredricksen?

Russell:
[Carl and Russell climb out of the gondola's bridge and walk past the nurses] Ha ha! That was so cool! Let's do that again Mr. Fredricksen, but this time, I wanna steer!

Nurse A.J.:
[after they've left] That was the craziest thing I've ever seen. [they look down to see Dug for the first time, sitting in front of them]

Dug:
Hi there.

Nurse George, Nurse A.J.:
[both are surprised] Aah!