George and the Dragon

George:
[George and Tarik are walking on the beach, about to part paths] Tarik, things won't be the same without you. What will I do with myself? When you're not praying five times a day.

Tarik:
[laughs] Do exactly the same thing you would do when I *was* praying.

George:
Oh, that's impossible.

Tarik:
Why?

George:
Because I was stealing your food.

Princess Lunna:
[speaking to her nun-cousin when she's showing her the dragon egg for the first time] Dear cousin, we have a small problem.

George:
Uh, it's a big problem... We have a "small" dragon.

George:
[after father Bernard gets slashed in the belly with a sword, and blood pours out. George smells the "blood"] This isn't blood. This is Burgundy!

Father Bernard:
[Father Bernard points to the wounded wine bladder he carried under his robe] But there's a big big hole here.

Garth:
And you - get me another roll of licorice!

Sister Angela:
[Talking about George] He's a rather handsome escort isn't he?

Princess Lunna:
Really? I hadn't noticed.

Sister Angela:
[Watching George and Lunna argue] You'd think they were married the way they are carrying on.