Gerry

Gerry:
F*** the thing!

Gerry:
Power run to the thing!

Gerry:
No, f*** the thing. It's probably just some thing at the end of the trail.

Gerry:
How do you think the hike's going so far?

Gerry:
Pretty good.

Gerry:
But we didn't see anything that looked the same and we could have just Gerried off in all these different directions.

Gerry:
Yeah but we could have bailed early, you know, we could have just bai... we ma... we... I mean, there were so many just different Gerries along the way

Gerry:
So we were going east, all right, which is a total Gerry

Gerry:
And then we Gerried off to the animal tracks. We went up the wrong f***in' mountain. Okay?

Gerry:
And our mountain scout-about was east, so we totally Gerried the scout-about

Gerry:
What are you doing on that rock?

Gerry:
Looking for you.

Gerry:
Why didn't you just go to the spot?

Gerry:
I did. You weren't there.

Gerry:
I've been there. I was just sitting there.

Gerry:
Dude, that's not the spot. The spot is like a half of a mile that way. I was at the spot. I was waiting for you forever. I was yelling your name. And I just came walking up here, and I saw this rock. I crow's-nested up here to scout-about the ravine 'cause I thought maybe you gerried the rendezvous. Sure enough, that's not the spot.

Gerry:
All right, my fault.

Gerry:
Come on, dude, let's go.

Gerry:
I can't.

Gerry:
Why not?

Gerry:
F***ing marooned.

Gerry:
Come on. You're not rock-marooned. Just climb down.

Gerry:
But I am rock-marooned. I can't climb down. I'm gonna have to jump.

Gerry:
Why don't you make me a dirt-mattress?

Gerry:
No, Gerry.

Gerry:
Come on, dude. I crow's-nested all the way up here to scout-about the ravine 'cause you gerried the rendezvous.

Gerry:
Well, I gotta haul the dirt.

Gerry:
Well, get haulin'.

Gerry:
I can haul it from over here.

Gerry:
Shirt basket?

Gerry:
Shirt basket.

Gerry:
I thought maybe you'd succumbed.

Gerry:
I almost did succumb, but then I turbaned up, and I feel a lot better.