Get the Picture

Mike O'Malley:
Power surrrge!... urrrrrge!

Mike O'Malley:
Is it a shelf with mugs? It most certainly is!

Mike O'Malley:
Oh boy! We have a barn burner goin' on here!

Announcer:
And now, here's Mike!

Announcer:
Nice work!

Mike O'Malley:
A google is one followed by a hundred zeroes, just so you know that. [smiles smugly]

Mike O'Malley:
Just guess... your *brain* out.

Mike O'Malley:
Remember, 50 big ones... if you get it right.

Mike O'Malley:
Pick a square.

Mike O'Malley:
A guess? An animal?

Mike O'Malley:
That even had *me* confused, and I was reading the question!

Mike O'Malley:
And your clue is, "It's a thing." What a good clue!... yeah!

Mike O'Malley:
Oop! That buzzer means time is running out!

Mike O'Malley:
That is correct it is a mushrooooom! Whoo!

Mike O'Malley:
We have got the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat comin' next round! So stick arouuuundd!

Mike O'Malley:
And she did it without hyperventilating! Without hyperventa- three lines!

Mike O'Malley:
These floppy disks... really floppy, huh?

Mike O'Malley:
Shuffling for pieces, a craze sweeping the nation!

Mike O'Malley:
Did I say three? I meant four.

Announcer:
For a transcript of this show... [laughs] good luck. Mike types very slowly. Please allow up to six months for delivery.

Male Contestant:
[Playing a celebrity-identification game] [guessing] Madonna?

Mike O'Malley:
No. Keep guessing.

Male Contestant:
[guessing] Richard Gere?

Mike O'Malley:
Yes. Richard Gere is correct.

Male Contestant:
[the next celebrity's picture is slowly revealed] [guessing] Madonna?

Mike O'Malley:
THAT'S Madonna!

Mike O'Malley:
Name two U.S. Presidents with the first name George.

Male Contestant:
George Washington and... Madison?

Mike O'Malley:
No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Orange team?

Female Contestant:
George Bush?

Mike O'Malley:
Umm, hello! So much for his popularity!