Ghost in the Noonday Sun

Dick Scratcher:
Oh, we'll all be murdered in our graves!

Pirate 1:
What do you call this?

Pirate Cook:
It's bean stew.

Pirate 1:
Never mind what it's been, what is it now?

Pierre Rodriguez:
The food, Captain. The men have only been given five beans a meal. They want more food or they will mutiny.

Dick Scratcher:
Mutiny? What's that?

Pirate:
It means we'll stop work.

Dick Scratcher:
Stop work? That's mutiny!

Jeremiah:
I want to be put ashore! I've been kidnapped!

Pierre Rodriguez:
Kidnapped?

Dick Scratcher:
But you're only a kid!

[sighting a ship in the distance]

Pierre Rodriguez:
She's unarmed.

Dick Scratcher:
That doesn't frighten me none.

Pierre Rodriguez:
We are peaceful Portuguese fishermen, sir.

Parsley-Freck:
I don't see any fish.

Dick Scratcher:
Ah, that's 'cause they're all in the sea.

Pierre Rodriguez:
And who says we Portuguese fishermen do not have a sense of humor, eh?

Parsley-Freck:
Practically everybody, sir.