Girls! Girls! Girls!

Papa Stavros:
Hey, Ross, what do I get?

Ross Carpenter:
You've got Mama!

Robin Gantner:
[to Ross] Sir Galahad. You're Sir Galahad, Don Juan, and Casanova all rolled into one. If it isn't this boat, it's girls. Girls! Girls! Girls!

[first lines]

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] Girls, goin' swimming, Girl, in bikinis, / A walkin' and wigglin' by, yay, yay, yay / Girls, on the beaches, / Girls, oh, what a peaches, / So pretty, Lord I could cry / I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls!

Ross Carpenter:
What's this?

Robin Gantner:
The swinger with the mink look sent it over.

Laurel Dodge:
[to Ross] I couldn't stand being fooled again. It's me, and it is real, isnt' it?

Back Up Singers:
[singing] Return to sender / Return to sender.

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack. / Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back.

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] When a boy like me meets a girl like you.

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] Angel walk on street, Earth boy walking too / All at once they meet, Oo-oo-oo dreams come true.

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] I don't want to get tied down with a girl like you / I don't want to... love you, but I do.

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] If I should live to be ninety, I will never forget / The little shrimp and the song he sang as he jumped into the net.

[last lines]

Ross Carpenter:
[singing] I'm just a red blooded boy / And I can't stop thinkin' about Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls! / Girls! Girls! Girls!

Ross Carpenter:
You know something? I should win a medal.

Laurel Dodge:
What for?

Ross Carpenter:
For being the world's biggest jackass. Well, say something.

Laurel Dodge:
Okay, You're the world's biggest jackass.

Ross Carpenter:
No. I thought the only thing in the world that could make me happy was owning the boat. But it isn't. I'm over it, I'm over it.

Laurel Dodge:
I love you anyway.

Ross Carpenter:
Hey, I'll tell you what. We'll build a new boat. You and I.

Laurel Dodge:
Is that a proposal or a proposition?

Ross Carpenter:
Well, either you marry me or live with me in sin.

Laurel Dodge:
Couldn't I have a little of both?