Girltrash!

Daisy:
You can kiss my ass sideways, cos if you hadn't done the horizontal hustle with his wife, we wouldn't even be in this friggin' situation.

[repeated line]

Daisy, Tyler Murphy:
F***ing LouAnne!

Valentine:
[pointing a gun at Tyler] You f***ed my wife.

Tyler Murphy:
And I kinda prefer the term making sweet love.

Daisy:
Wow, she screwed you both, f***ing LouAnne, huh?

Valentine:
Watch your mouth, you don't know her.

Daisy:
Uhhh... Dude, everybody knows her.

LouAnne Dubois:
Some people want me dead.

Daisy:
Oh, surprise f***ing surprise.

LouAnne Dubois:
And I want you to kill them before they kill me.

Tyler Murphy:
We don't kill people.

LouAnne Dubois:
You've killed plenty of people.

Daisy:
Yea well, we don't do that anymore. New year's reservation.

Tyler Murphy:
Resolution.

Daisy:
If you... I swear to god.

LouAnne Dubois:
The people who want to kill me want to kill you too.

Daisy:
Oh really? Why is that?

LouAnne Dubois:
Because I stole money from them, but then told them it was you that stole the money.

Daisy:
Well that wasn't... super nice of you.

LouAnne Dubois:
Nice people are poor.

LouAnne Dubois:
Besides, it's my money. I earned it.

Tyler Murphy:
You stole it.

LouAnne Dubois:
Exactly, I'm a thief. I earned it fair and square.

Tyler Murphy:
Women should come with warning labels on them.

Daisy:
[talking about LouAnne] She's trouble with a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for p*ssy.

LouAnne Dubois:
I'm LouAnne.

Daisy:
I'm outta here.

LouAnne Dubois:
I am bad luck.

Monique Jones:
Who the f*** moved my f***ing clothes before the f***ing sh*t was dry?

Misty Monroe:
Do you even know who I am?

Monique Jones:
Shut the f*** up! You're nobody.

Misty Monroe:
If I live I'm gonna be somebody. Someone very rich or powerful or both. I'll f*** your sh*t up.

Monique Jones:
You got a really smart mouth on you. I like that. You've got 'hutzpah'. That's jew for 'balls'. You know what I'm gonna do with that pretty smart mouth of yours? I'm gonna bash it in with this f***in' ninr iron, if you don't SHUT THE F*** UP! I'm gonna tit your pretty white teeth, I'm gonna pick 'em up off the floor and I'm gonna sell them on Ebay.

[beat]

Monique Jones:
So you keep on f***in' yellin'. You keep yellin'. Both ya'll b*tches. In my space ain't nobody gonna hear ya'll scream!

Bartender:
Valentine's looking for you.

Tyler Murphy:
Well, Valentine can go F*** HIMSELF!

Valentine:
[points a gun to Tyler's head] Wanna say that to my face?

Tyler Murphy:
[about LouAnne] I really thought we had something.

Daisy:
[withering glance] You did. You had chlamydia.

Colby Robson:
I'm sorry I slept with that girl.

Misty Monroe:
I don't want to talk about it.

Colby Robson:
You said you didn't want to see me anymore.

Misty Monroe:
I said I didn't want to see you. Doesn't mean I wanted you to see other people.

Colby Robson:
Well, that's kind of the point. If you break up with me, then I'm allowed to see other people.

Misty Monroe:
So, what? Did you want to see other people while we were dating?

Colby Robson:
No!

Misty Monroe:
Certainly didn't waste your time.

Colby Robson:
You broke up with me!

Misty Monroe:
What, so that gives you the right to go hook up with some nasty skank from UCSB? Seriously, Colby, come on.

Daisy:
[about LouAnne] You know what the big difference is between us and her? She knows how to survive. When the big f***in' nuke comes down, the only things gonna be left living are the cockroaches and f***in' LouAnne.