Gnomeo and Juliet

Gnomeo:
[Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.

Gnomeo:
Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it.

Gnomeo:
Who's your gnomie?

Gnomeo:
Well, this isn't my greenhouse.

Gnomeo:
Nice greenhouse, eh?

Gnomeo:
Tybalt, you just crossed the line!

Gnomeo:
[To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere.

Juliet:
"Who's your gnomie"? [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?

Juliet:
[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically]Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.

Juliet:
Why does his hat have to be blue? Why not red, like my father? Or green, like a leprachaun? Or purple, like a...um..a...a weird guy. But blue!

Juliet:
I saw it first!

Juliet:
What's in a gnome?

Juliet:
(Shouts) I'm not delicate!

Benny:
A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!

Benny:
(not seen, but voice heard) Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. (Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume) Hello!

Benny:
I love going Commando!

Benny:
[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator] No! Not the Kitten Clipper!

Tybalt:
Tell me something I don't already know.

Tybalt:
We are going to track down whoever did it!

Tybalt:
Oh, yeah? I crossed the finish line.

Tybalt:
Thank you. (Cuts Benny's hat clean off)

Tybalt:
What wall?

Tybalt:
[last words] Oh, that wall. (Lawn mower crashes into the wall, smashing Tybalt to pieces)

Nanette:
[when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!

Featherstone:
I may not be a smart parrot, but I know what love is.

Featherstone:
Oh, I'm sure scared!

Featherstone:
Chocolate's in stranger, chocolate's in stranger...

Dolly Gnome:
Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.

Bill Shakespeare:
[Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!

Lady Bluebury:
[To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?

Lord Redbrick:
[Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.

Lady Bluebury:
The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.

Lord Redbrick:
[Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

Juliet:
[Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]

Lord Redbrick':
[Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.

Nanette:
[Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!

Fawn:
you're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)

Little Red Gnomes:
The greatest, the greatest by far.

Benny:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!

Little Red Gnomes:
A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]

Nanette:
What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?

Juliet:
[Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid?

Juliet:
Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Gnomeo:
No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Juliet:
Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?

Gnomeo:
I don't know! I just wanted to, uh [chuckles nervously], I just wanted to see you again!

Juliet:
Are you crazy? If my dad finds you he'll bury you under the patio!

Gnomeo:
'Finds me', are you joking? 'Stealth' is my middle name!

Lord Redbrick:
[About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!

Fawn:
[About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?

Little Red Gnomes:
Because nobody likes him.

Juliet:
He's a blue.

Gnomeo:
And she's a red.

Featherstone:
And I'm pink! Who cares?

Gnomeo:
[Whispering] There's nobody here.

Juliet:
[Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?

Gnomeo:
[Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?

Juliet:
[Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]

Gnomeo:
[Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!

" Gnomeo But a Blue and a Red it just can't be can it?"

Well, well, well, if it isn’t little Big Hat Benny!