Go On

Anne:
I know he's mocking what we do but it's mesmerizing.

Anne:
Whaddya mean? He's famous! Show him! Say something boring about sports.

Ryan King:
Oh and all these people are famous? You have a picture of a puppet up there. Who's that - your aunt?

Ryan King:
That's Cyd Charisse, legendary dancer of stage and cinema you uncultured birthday ass!

Lauren Schneider:
Permission to speak outside my role as loss counselor?

Ryan King:
Permission denied.

Lauren Schneider:
These people care about you.

Ryan King:
I said permission denied.

Ryan King:
Carrie, Carrie, Carrie! Where's the t-shirt gun?

Carrie:
The other guys have it.

Ryan King:
You gave the Sharks the t-shirt gun?

Carrie:
You were just trying to get out of this!

Ryan King:
Where's the back-up gun?

Carrie:
I will tell you if you let me give you a big birthday hug! You're the best boss, I want you to have good health and happiness.

Ryan King:
I'm going boneless. [Ryan goes limp in Carrie's arms]

[Ryan has just figured out that other players in a celebrity hockey game are going easy on him because he's a recent widower]

Ryan King:
Real quick, you guys. I have just learned that you've all been taking it easy on me. So stop it. I am on a journey. A journey towards honesty. So whatever you and life have in store for me, I am ready to face it and to feel it. Bring it on!

1st Hockey Player:
[whispering] What's he saying?

2nd Hockey Player:
I think he says we can hit him.

1st Hockey Player:
Oh, I like that!

[after she admitted reluctance to attend a wedding alone, Ryan King escorts single widow lesbian Anne to a lesbian wedding. After they arrive, they discuss how a woman with a sparkly top has been checking her out since they arrived, and since Anne noticed, she must have been looking back. After trying to encourage Anne to go talk to her, and she resists the idea, Ryan leaves to get a drink, then returns]

Ryan King:
Okay. I spoke to the lady in the sparkly top.

Anne:
Oh, King!

Ryan King:
She is very cool, her name is Sasha, she's a professor at UCLA, single mom, she's got two kids.

Anne:
Wait, she's got kids? I've got kids! We get together, we all move in to a split level ranch, hire a wise-cracking maid, it's The Lady Bunch!

Ryan King:
Okay, first of all, I would *totally* watch that show.

Ryan King:
Michael Vartan; this is a celebrity game. Wasn't Alias big like 10 years ago?

Michael Vartan:
Wasn't radio big like a hundred years ago?

Ryan King:
If you don't know, you know. You know?

Mr. K:
[emerging from Lauren's real estate testing room wearing a new blazer] Did we all score 100? We're real estate agents!

Danny:
I've seen Mary Poppins over five hundred times. Not by choice. It's a compulsion known as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocia.

Ryan King:
It's such a nice day, I figured I'd sneak out my window and... pretend I'm a snake.