Goal!

Santiago Munez:
[a bunch of the guys are going into a bar] Do I need an ID or anything?

Jamie Drew:
ID... Identification?

Santiago Munez:
Yeh... I mean, how old do you have to be to get a drink here?

Jamie Drew:
...er eleven.

Barry Rankin:
[Talking to someone on the phone] What's cool and hangs up? [And then hangs up]

Santiago Munez:
I don't know where home is.

Roz Harmison:
Yeah ya do. It's green an' it's got a goal post at each end.

Newcastle fan #1:
Hows it going?

Newcastle fan #2:
We've made all the early running.

Newcastle fan #1:
How long's it been on?

Newcastle fan #2:
A minute!

Santiago Munez:
The only one who can tell me I'm not good enough is you. And even then I may not agree with you.

Glen Foy:
Welcome to the toon.

Santiago Munez:
What's the toon?

Glen Foy:
It's where the Geordies live.

Santiago Munez:
What's a Geordie?

Glen Foy:
Someone who lives in the toon.

Erik Dornhelm:
Here we pass the ball, you understand that? We're a unit, not a one-man show. The name on the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back.

Erik Dornhelm:
So, when I say go, I want you to run as fast as you can to the goal, ok?

Santiago Munez:
Yeah!

Erik Dornhelm:
Go! Come back. Again, go! What did you learn?

Santiago Munez:
That, that you can score from half way.

Erik Dornhelm:
No, that the ball can travel faster than you!