Golden Yeggs

Porky Pig:
J-j-jumping Juniper! A golden egg! T-twenty-four karat solid gold! I'm rich! I'm rich! W-who's resp-p-ponsib-b-... who's responsib-b-b... who did this?

Goose:
I know who it was. It was me. But I'm no fool. I know what happened to the goose that laid the golden egg. [Makes throat-slashing sound]

Porky Pig:
W-w-well, come on now. Don't be bashful. Who did it?

Goose:
I know who did it. He did it. [Points at Daffy; the chickens lift Daffy over their shoulders, cheering]

Daffy Duck:
Okay, so I laid an egg.

Daffy Duck:
Say, what's going on around here? What's the big idea?

Rocky:
All right, duck. Make with the golden egg.

Daffy Duck:
Egg, schmegg. I can't lay no egg. [the gangsters aim their guns at Daffy]

Rocky:
I said lay an egg, duck.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, he-he. I can't lay no egg just anywhere. I'm an artist. I've got to have atmosphere. Beautiful surroundings.

Rocky:
Yeah? Okay, boys. Make with the atmosphere.

Daffy Duck:
[after being blown out of the pool] It was ghastly. The deck just seemed to lift up under my feet. Then I was in the water. Black, oily water! I struggled!

[last lines]

Rocky:
No egg?

Daffy Duck:
Gulp!... Uh-uh.

Rocky:
So long, pal.

[Aims his gun at Daffy's head and fires; Daffy ducks just in time, but the shock makes him lay a golden egg]

Daffy Duck:
Huh? That just goes to show ya. You never know what you can do 'till... 'till you got a gun against your head. Well, Toodle-oo. See you around.

[Starts to leave, but Rocky stops him]

Rocky:
Just a minute, duck.

[Points to a room full of egg cartons]

Rocky:
Fill 'em up.

Daffy Duck:
Oh, my aching back!

[Faints]

Porky Pig:
B-b-but I d-don't wanna sell him. [Cut to the gangsters taking Daffy away, then to a beaten-up Porky] T-t-they talked me into it.