Gomer Pyle: USMC

Alice Whipple:
Harry, how long are we going to be here?

Harry Whipple:
As long as it takes.

Alice Whipple:
Well, I've got to get to the beauty parlor.

Harry Whipple:
You're telling me.

Sgt. Carter:
Pyle. My old grandmother could do better than that.

Gomer Pyle:
Well, bless her heart.

[Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango]

Gomer Pyle:
Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.

Sgt. Carter:
Lima what Pyle?

Gomer Pyle:
Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

[repeated line]

Gomer Pyle:
Shazam.

[repeated line]

Gomer Pyle:
Shame, shame, shame!

[repeated line]

Gomer Pyle:
Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Gomer Pyle:
Golly!

Pvt. Gomer Pyle:
[while raking] See-saw Majorie Dawl, Jack shall have a new Master. He shall make but a penny a day, because he can't work any faster

Sgt. Vince Carter:
I don't get it Pyle, how come you can knock that Phillips flat yet you can't handle that little Lombardi guy?

Pvt. Gomer Pyle:
Well sir, you see the big feller needed a lesson, the little feller didn't

Sgt. Vince Carter:
Well, as they say on the playgrounds, tough noogies!

Sgt. Vince Carter:
All I can say is, if the idea of desertion ever crossed your mind, you'll never find a better time to look into it.

Gomer Pyle:
Quallerbattoo!

Sgt. Carter:
It's a SECRET password. DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD!

“Life is like a beer, once you lose your head it’s all over.”

Sgt. Carter