Goofy Movies Number Two

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Narrator:
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Presents: Goofy Movies. A whole show in one reel.

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First on the program is: Wotaphony Newsreel. Sees nothing! Hears nothing! Knows nothing!

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And so, aside from the fact that the ship sank, the launching ceremonies were a complete success.

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Super-Titanic Pictures Presents: The Perils of Arsenic Annie, or: A Revolver, A High Cliff and You. Our drama today is a prehistoric movie of the year 1909 and presents an epic of base Scandinavian emotions. This movie was recently discovered in the beard of a Swedish producer, where it had been buried for years.

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Hi-ho! No one else would shoot Jake, so he had to shoot himself.

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Narrator:
And now, as the curtain falls, we line up our actors and give them a suitable reward.

[Gunfire is heard from off screen]

Narrator:
Bye!