Goosebumps

Eddie:
Why can't we remember our last names, Sue?

Sue:
[in fear] I don't know.

Eddie:
If only we can find Mom and Dad...

Sue:
Eddie, I can't even remember what they look like.

Eddie:
Neither can I! Sue, where do we live? Do we live in a house? I can't picture it at all!

Sue:
I can't remember!

Eddie:
This is crazy!

Sue:
Shh! People are staring.

[the people in the hotel restaurant stare at them]

Sue:
There must be something wrong with our memories. I can remember what I did today.

Eddie:
So can I.

Sue:
I can remember our room number and that Nom and Dad are at a meeting.

Eddie:
But those memories are wrong.

Sue:
[loses it] Eddie, I can't even remember yesterday or the day before that, can you?

Eddie:
[stunned] No! I can't! What's wrong with us?

Sue:
[getting taken away by the guards, to the peasant woman who told on them] LIAR!

Peasant Woman:
[showing regret] I'm sorry, lass. I hope you can forgive me. But I dare not go against the Lord High Executioner.

Sue:
[in a state of shock] Executioner?

Morgred:
When I sent you far into the future, I gave you new memories, so that you could survive in a new and distant time. But the memories were not complete.

Sue:
So that's why we couldn't remember our parents! But our parents...

Morgred:
Your real parents - your only parents, the rightful king and queen - are dead.

Eddie:
No! So...

Morgred:
Your wicked uncle has named himself king, and he has ordered you to the tower to get you out of the way.

Eddie:
But what are they going to do to us?

Sue:
[after she and Eddie become a prince and princess] Now I remember.

Eddie:
So do I.

Morgred:
The spell has worn off.

Eddie:
[holds out his hand in gratitude] Good Morgred, I commend thee for thy valiant service to Susannah and me.

Morgred:
I promised your parents to keep you from harm.

Morgred:
[sobs] And now...

Sue:
Oh, do not despair. You did your best.

Eddie:
We may be gone, but the idea of freedom lives on.

[Eddie points out a stonecarved writing on the wall, "Long Live Freedom"]

Sue:
My brother, let us face the executioner's axe... with dignity.

[last lines]

Erin Wright:
[pokes and scares her father, robotic tone] I'd say you made us plenty durable.

Marty:
[robotic tone] Durable enough for revenge, anyway.

Erin Wright:
And you thought you could just discard us.

Mr. Wright:
[takes his remote control to try and shut them off] But - but I deactivated you!

Erin Wright:
[scoffs] So you thought.

Marty:
I guess there are some things you don't know about us, aren't there?

Erin Wright:
We don't want to be deactivated. Do we, Marty?

Marty:
No, we don't like that. We don't like that at all.

Erin Wright:
Everything wants to live.

Marty:
Even robots.

[they walk up to Mr. Wright]

Mr. Wright:
No! NO!

[last lines, Shana and Shane as aliens go to their spaceship]

Drew:
Shane, Shana, wait! [Shane and Shana turn to them; she shows them a bag of candy] Do you guys want some candy for the trip back?

Shane:
No thanks, it's not part of our diet.

Shana:
But if you know where some nice plump adults are, we'll eat those.

Shane:
[bewildered] You mean... you eat humans?

Shane:
Only when we're hungry.

Shana:
We just finished a four-course meal earlier tonight.

Drew:
'Four-course meal'? [Shane and Shana show Drew the newspaper] The four missing people!

Shane:
Oh, by the way: we're pretty full, but I wouldn't eat all that candy. It might fatten you up, and we will be back next year to feed again.

Shana:
Happy Halloween. [Shana and Shane board their ship and take off as Drew and Walker watch]

Libby:
Hey, do you go to Franklin?

Skipper Mathews:
Huh? Who me?

Libby:
I wasn't talking to the empty seat.

Skipper Mathews:
Yeah, I go there.

Libby:
How is it?

Skipper Mathews:
I dunno, it's a OK school.

Libby:
I didn't mean to interrupt your reading.

Skipper Mathews:
Oh, that's OK I've read it 4 times.

Libby:
My name's Libby.

Skipper Mathews:
I'm Skipper.

Libby:
Do you collect comic books?

Skipper Mathews:
Yeah!

Libby:
So do I!

Skipper Mathews:
What kind?

Libby:
'High School Harry and Bean Head'.

Skipper Mathews:
Aw, man! Those are the worst!

Libby:
I think they are very well written! And they're funny!

Skipper Mathews:
Yeah right! High School Harry with his stupid little Tic Tac check marks all over his temples? And that guy Bean Head? So nauseating.

Libby:
What do you collect? All that Super Hero junk? Like the Masked Mutant?

Skipper Mathews:
Yeah. I know everything about the Mutant. He's the most evil super villain of them all. I mean look at this artwork. It's way better then the High School Harry comics. There's no contest. See, the Mutant's been battling the The Gazelle. The Galloping Gazelle?

Libby:
Galloping Gazelle? Talk about dumb.

Skipper Mathews:
It's not dumb, Libby! The Gazelle's the end of his carrier! He has to battle the mutant for the fate of the planet! What's so dumb about that?

Libby:
Are all the boys at Franklin like you?

Skipper Mathews:
Nah! I'm the coolest!

Libby:
Attack of the Mutant! Are you jumpy or what?

Skipper Mathews:
That's not funny! Look! The building was there yesterday!

Libby:
It was? I've never seen it!

Skipper Mathews:
You haven't?

Libby:
I don't think so.

Skipper Mathews:
Well, I have! Here! Take a look at this!

Libby:
An invisibility curtain? [scoffs]

Libby:
Now I know why they call you Skipper. When they handed out brains, you got skipped.

Skipper Mathews:
Well, you have to admit this is weird!

Libby:
I'll admit that YOU'RE weird!

Skipper Mathews:
In the comic book, people can walk right trough the invisibility curtain. And they couldn't feel it or anything. It was kinda like- like walking through a smokescreen. And once you walk though the curtains you could see the building.

Libby:
OK, let's get this over with! Then when you see that, you're nuts! We could have a normal conversation!

Skipper Mathews:
C'mon.

Libby:
We are now stepping though the invisibility curtain!

Skipper Mathews:
Very funny.

[Both Skipper and Libby gasp]

Libby:
You were right! Now what? Let's get out of here OK?

Skipper Mathews:
C'mon let's go in!

Libby:
Go in? Are you crazy?

Skipper Mathews:
No! Don't even stop to think about it! Just go in.

Skipper Mathews:
Libby, you gotta be careful. The Mutant's in here! He could be anything. He could be the desk, or the floor, or the railing, or these pipes, or the ceiling!

Libby:
I know, I know, he's the Masked Mutant. He could be anything; he could even be me.

Skipper Mathews:
[in a wave of terror] Libby, that's not funny.

Libby:
There is no Libby - there never was.

Skipper Mathews:
Oh...

Libby:
[walks toward him, evilly] And now I must do something very bad to you, Skipper.

[Libby laughs maniacally revealing herself to be the Masked Mutant]

Skipper Mathews:
No, please! I'll just leave and take a bus home, and I won't tell anybody, honest!

The Masked Mutant:
[turns to himself, chuckles evilly] I can't let you leave! You belong here now!

Skipper Mathews:
[as the Masked Mutant begins to transform into acid] Aha, there's one thing you've forgotten, Mutant! You can change into a solid and back, but once you change into a liquid, you're dead!

The Masked Mutant:
What? You tricked me! The great Masked Mutant, tricked by a boy!

Skipper Mathews:
[picking up the Mutant's mask with a rolled-up comic book] Yes, I've destroyed him! The most evil supervillain to walk the planet is dead! [laughs maniacally and triumphantly]

Samantha Byrd:
[Judith and her friends blame Samantha for losing the game] Just leave me alone! I wish everyone would just buzz off! [everyone around Samantha turns into a fly]

[last lines]

Samantha Byrd:
[after making her final wish, to Judith] So, you know what you're gonna wish for?

Judith Belwood:
[turns to Samantha] What are you doing here, Byrd? Lose your compass on your migration?

Samantha Byrd:
[to herself in a smile] She's back.

Judith Belwood:
If you don't mind, I'm trying to have a private conversation here.

Samantha Byrd:
Oh, sure.

Judith Belwood:
[Judith goes back to Clarissa] I wish that wherever I was, people would gather around and admire me.

Clarissa:
Oh.

Samantha Byrd:
[Clarissa hesitates, then looks at Samantha, winking at her before Judith's wish is granted, people are then seen clamoring in amazement seeing Judith as a statue] Yes! [Samantha smiles triumphantly and leaves]

[repeated line]

Slappy:
I want my bride!

Slappy:
My beautiful bride. See? I even brought the ring!

Jillian Zinman:
That's my Mom's ring!

Slappy:
Yeah! I stole it for the special occasion - my marriage to the most perfect girl in the world.

Mary-Ellen:
Oh, Slappy, you say the nicest things! And now I'm ready to be your bride.

Slappy:
[hits her] What? Not you! I don't want you, you cheap chunk of plastic. I want... *her*!

[he points to Katie, who goes afraid]

Slappy:
You'll be mine, Katie. You'll be my slave forever! [laughs]

Mary-Ellen:
[furiously] After all I've done for you, this is the thanks I get, [yelling] you rotten old piece of wood!

Mary-Ellen:
Come on, there's plenty of me to go around.

Slappy:
Miss me? *laughs*

Jillian Zinman:
[takes Mary-Ellen away from Katie] I've had just about enough of this dumb doll!

Mary-Ellen:
Who are you calling dumb, ugly!

[Jillian screams in terror and hugs Katie]

Katie Zinman:
I told you!

Jillian Zinman:
She's alive too?

Mary-Ellen:
Aren't YOU the smarty-pants. Tell her, Katie! Tell your big sister the truth!

Katie Zinman:
She makes me do anything she wants. If I don't, she says she'll hurt mom and dad - and you! And when she saw Slappy at the show, she fell in love with him

Mary-Ellen:
And what Mary-Ellen wants, Mary-Ellen gets!

Katie Zinman:
[after Mary-Ellen died with Slappy] I'm getting too old for dolls.

[last lines]

Jillian Zinman:
[hears a knock upstairs, gasps] We forgot about Harrison!

Bob Zinman:
[the whole family approaches the bathroom] What's Harrison doing in our bathroom?

Jillian Zinman:
It's kind of a long story.

Connie Zinman:
Trust me, young lady, you're going to have time.

[the Zinman family open to door seeing Harrison's head bowed down to the sink]

Jillian Zinman:
Harrison, are you okay? Harrison?

[Harrison turns to the family with Slappy's evil eyes]

Harrison Cohen:
[laughs scaring the Zinmans] Sorry, folks...

Slappy:
[voice changes]... Harrison doesn't live here anymore!

[Slappy laughs]

Jessica Walters:
It's called supply-and-demand. They like the supply, and we demand more money!

Karl Knave:
Nikki, I want to meet my new business partner, Jessica, Jessica...

Jessica Walters:
Walters.

Karl Knave:
Whatever.

Karl Knave:
It's a small town with big opportunities. You like a good business opportunity, don't you, Jessica?

Jessica Walters:
How did you know my name?

Karl Knave:
Names aren't important. Opportunities are.

Jessica Walters:
[answering the pay phone] Hello? Who is this?

Karl Knave:
Karl. But my friends call me - Karl.

Matthew Erikson:
I was just standing in my room...looking - at this miniature town!

Umpire:
That's why they call it Little League.

Matthew Erikson:
You're trying to hurt me!

Umpire:
Quit whining. No wonder you never get to play.

Karl Knive:
Did I tell you this won't hurt?

Todd Erikson:
No.

Karl Knive:
Good, because it does!

Jessica Walters:
Maybe Todd isn't as big a sucker as you think. We both got away from Karl. Maybe he did too.

Matthew Erikson:
You obviously don't know my brother.

Teresa Erickson:
Where are the kids?

Bob Erikson:
Up in Todd's room. They're playing with the miniature toy town, I believe.

Teresa Erickson:
Why can't they invent more wholesome toys like that for kids?

Bob Erikson:
I dunno.

Tony:
[heard on Seth's alarm which he hits when it goes off] There are several dos and don'ts when it comes to using the Verona XG-20 remote-control. Let's review.

[he turns it off then hears the same tone coming from his computer, goes over to open his e-mail and begins to read]

Seth Gold:
"Do use the XG-20 Remote Control to its full potential... Do use it for good. Don't misuse its powers... DON'T LET IT CONTROL YOU."

Harrison:
Well, well, well, here we all are.

Harrison:
[to Jerry and Terri] You've done well bringing the ghosts to me.

Sam Sadler:
Ghosts? Us?

Louisa Sadler:
YOU'RE the ghost!

Sam Sadler:
Jerry, the rocks!

Harrison:
You've terrified people long enough.

Louisa Sadler:
Liar!

[Harrison does a pirate pennyhwhistle sound calling his dog, his dog barks at Sam and Louisa]

Sam Sadler:
[gasps] Get away!

Jerry Sadler:
Dogs! Remember, Louisa? You said it yourself! Dogs recognize ghosts! Dogs BARK at ghosts!

Harrison:
Bring them to me!

[the dog continues barking at Louisa and Sam forcing them into the cave]

Louisa Sadler:
We never had a chance to live!

Sam Sadler:
The first winter - it wasn't fair!

Louisa Sadler:
We never had a life at all!

Sam Sadler:
We all died in the cold!

Louisa Sadler:
Hungry! We were so hungry!

[Terri screams in fright seeing that Louisa and Sam's faces are now skeletal]

Louisa Sadler:
Stay with us, cousins!

Sam Sadler:
Join us! We dug such nice graves for you! Stay with us, PLEASE!

[Lightning strikes hitting the rocks trapping Sam and Louisa in the cave with Harrison forever]

Terri Sadler:
[now calm] Jerry, next time you see me sleeping, don't wake me up.

[last lines, Harrison's dog has escaped from the cave barking at Brad and Agatha]

Brad Sadler:
Bad dog, giving away our little secret like that!

[Jerry and Terri stare at their relatives in shock finding out that they are ghosts]

Agatha Sadler:
Maybe he's not such a bad dog, Brad. Maybe he's... quite a... good dog.

[Agatha puts on her apron and smiles]

Brad Sadler:
Maybe you're right. Too early for breakfast.

[Jerry and Terri look at each other in a wave of terror]

Brad Sadler:
Jerry, Terri, why don't you kids go set the table while Agatha gets busy in the kitchen.

[Jerry and Terri continue to stare at them shocked in silence]

Brad Sadler:
[evilly] And don't say you're not hungry.

Mark Rowe:
[she shuts off his computer game] Mom, you killed me!

Alice Rowe:
Don't tempt me.

Zack:
[after being freed from the mirror] What happened?

Max Thompson:
Someone just got seven years' bad luck.

[last lines]

Max Thompson:
Since when did you start throwing with your right hand? Noah?

[Noah smiles menacingly at the camera revealing he is his mirror image]

[Aunt Katherine is forced to tell the truth to Andy and Evan from Sarabeth about her and the monster blood]

Aunt Katherine:
It was almost 30 years ago. It was about midnight and I smelled something coming from her room. I would've never taken her as a boarder if I've known that she was practicing dark magic. I tried to throw her out, but I couldn't. She was too strong, too powerful - but I was lucky. Right when she had me, she stepped into the monster blood. She screamed like a banshee as the monster blood was consuming her. Her scream was so savage; I could still hear it in my mind. I scooped up the monster blood, put it back in the jar, sealed it tightly, then I locked it up and hoped that no one will ever find it.

Slappy:
[as Amy is swinging a mop at him] I've seen better swings on playgrounds!

Slappy:
[to Jed] I wouldn't laugh. You're such a booger-brain, you would try to grow an eggplant by burying a chicken!

Dennis:
Huh, huh, It's good to be back in the family again!

Slappy:
Hey, Sarah, wanna play?

Sara Kramer:
I call it "Home Sweet Home." I'm entering it in the city art show.

Mom:
Sarah, that's just beautiful.

Dad:
It belongs in a museum. Nice work.

Amy Kramer:
She showed us the exact same picture last Family Night.

Dad:
Amy, wait your turn.

Jed Kramer:
This week, I thought it would be nice to show a movie I made, all about us.

[inserts videotape]

Jed Kramer:
There's Mom sticking to her diet again. And Dad's getting his hair just right. Here's how come Sarah hogs the bathroom so much.

Sara Kramer:
Jed, you're such a pain.

Jed Kramer:
Guess whose new sweater Amy's trying?

Amy Kramer:
[to Jed] You little geek!

[turns off video]

Dad:
Amy, where's your sense of humor?

Jed Kramer:
Yeah, I could win a fortune on that Fractured Family Video show.

Sara Kramer:
[to Amy] How many times do I have to tell you not to try on my clothes?

Mom:
[to Jed] That's not very nice. Next time, ask to use the camera.

Jed Kramer:
Sorry.

Amy Kramer:
Now can I have my turn?

Amy Kramer:
So, Dennis, how was your family picnic? Were you bothered by any ants? [as Dennis] No, worse, termites. You've heard of The Terminator, well we had to call it The Exterminator. [laughs; Dennis' head pops off]

Jed Kramer:
That's the best part.

Amy Kramer:
This is so embarrassing. [throws Dennis's body onto floor] You said I could get a new one.

Dad:
So I did. Why don't you look behind the couch?

Amy Kramer:
Really? You really got me a new dummy?

Dad:
Well, almost new. I was, uh, I was passing the secondhand store near my office. There he was just sittin' in the window.

Amy Kramer:
Oh, wow, he's great. [reads inside of case] "Slappy". Daddy, thank you. [reads card] "Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano". Sounds like a foreign language or something.

Jed Kramer:
It probably means: It takes a dummy to want a dummy.

Amy Kramer:
You and I are gonna make a great team. I just know it.

Slappy:
You can run, but you cannot hide!

Slappy, Slappy:
What's the matter Zane? I thought we were going to be buddies!

Zane:
C'mon Slappy ol' buddy ol' pal. Talk to me! Here, kick me again. Kick me c'mon! I dare ya! [to Trina and Daniel] Well, How come he won't do anything now huh? How come?

Slappy:
[Slappy kicks Zane]

Zane:
Ow!

Slappy:
You didn't say please! Hahahaha! Whats the matter Zane? I thought we were gonna be buddies!

Luke Morris:
Vampire Village! Cool!

Lizzy Morris:
I want to go to the House of Mirrors.

Mr. Morris:
Look, I want you too to have a good time, but stay together. Luke, you listen to your sister. Is that clear?

Luke Morris:
[Mutters] Yes, Dad.

Mrs. Morris:
You're letting the go off on their own?

Mr. Morris:
Of course, you worry too much.

Mrs. Morris:
Maybe this'll be ok.

Mr. Morris:
It'll be fine. Trust me. Now, Your mother and I will meet you right back here at in one hour.

[Luke and Lizzy take off]

Mr. Morris:
Understood?

Luke Morris:
[Calling back] Bye Dad!

Horror Monster:
Oh, hello. First time at Horrorland?

Talking Severed Head:
Stay off the guillotine ride. Sharp turns.

Horror Monster:
No talking. You know the rules. Uh, sorry, Don't listen to her. She always likes to stick her neck out where it doesn't belong.

Luke Morris:
Wow, they really try to scare you in this place.

Lizzy Morris:
Yeah.

Luke Morris:
He- he was kidding wasn't he?

Lizzy Morris:
Sure hope so.

Luke Morris:
Well, that's what this... whole place is about right? Making you feel scared.

Lizzy Morris:
Yeah, yeah, for once you're right.

Lizzy Morris:
[Lizzy is inside a coffin floating down a river] Hey! Hey! Open up! Hey! Open up!

Mr. Morris:
Listen kids, we're leaving, there's something not quite right about this place.

Luke Morris:
I know, it's like this place is for real or something.

Mrs. Morris:
Let's talk about this in the car, I just want us out of here right now.

Horror Monster:
[after squirting some kind of liquid from his finger into the Morris's drinks] Would you like anything to eat with that?

Mr. Morris:
Um, no. I- well, stick with the uh, punches, thanks.

Mrs. Morris:
Do you happen to know where Zoo Gardens is?

Horror Monster:
Never heard of it.

Mr. Morris:
Well can you tell me where the phones are?

Horror Monster:
[laughs] Phones? There ain't no phones in Horrorland!

Mr. Morris:
Now you, you listen to me! Now we have a right to leave whenever we want! Now you take off that stupid mask and talk to me, man to man!

Horror Monster:
[Mr. Morris grabs the Horror Monster's skin] Ugggh!

Mr. Morris:
It's not a... mask.

Lizzy Morris:
The Monster Channel?

[Mr. Toggle screams in fright seeing the ghost, who has saved Jerry from taking his hands]

The Ghost:
You've gone too far! I warned you! This time you've gone too far, Andrew Toggle!

Mr. Toggle:
[pouts] I've tried my best!

The Ghost:
You were just a lazy boy - very clever, but lazy. You could have mastered all your pieces if you'd only practiced!

Mr. Toggle:
I did! I practiced every day! 'Faster, Andrew!' Again, Andrew!' But it was never good enough for you!

[Mr. Toggle sobs]

The Ghost:
Practice makes perfect, Andrew Toggle. It's time for your lesson!

Mr. Toggle:
[cries harder] No! No! NO!

[last lines]

The Ghost:
This is your punishment for terrorizing the boy! You will practice and practice!

Mr. Toggle:
[plays the piano, sobs] How much longer!

The Ghost:
Till... eternity, you lazy boy!

Gabe:
[opens the coffin to find it empty] Uh-oh... Nobody home.

Gabe:
[about to open the coffin] Don't you want to be the first person to see him?

Sari Hassad:
Sure. I just don't want to be the *last*.

Gabe:
[trapped in part of the tomb, he and Sari discover the sarcophecas of Hobeb] Great. We'll be the world's richest skeletons.

Greg Banks:
Hey, Bird!

Doug:
Yeah, what?

Greg Banks:
[to Shari] I think this thing is a camera.

Doug:
Cool! Camera! Nice! Ok, take my picture.

[Bird starts juggling]

Greg Banks:
Ok, um...

Shari Walker:
Say cheese!

Doug:
Chedder.

[Greg takes the picture]

Doug:
I hope you captured my incredible juggling skills.

[Bird falls off the stairwell]

Greg Banks:
Bird!

Shari Walker:
Are you OK?

Doug:
I think so.

Terry Banks:
Hey troll.

Greg Banks:
Don't call me that.

Terry Banks:
[in mocking voice] OK. [In normal voice] What do you think of Dad's new ride?

Greg Banks:
I think it's excellent.

Terry Banks:
What's that?

Greg Banks:
Oh, uh... just a camera, something Shari gave me.

Terry Banks:
Take my picture. C'mon.

Greg Banks:
OK.

[Greg takes Terry's picture]

Terry Banks:
Let's see it. C'mon. Let me see it.

Greg Banks:
Uh, it's a new process it doesn't develop right away.

Shari Walker:
[after the camera took Shari's picture] Look what you did!

Greg Banks:
Sorry, it was an accident. Maybe this time it won't be something bad.

Shari Walker:
I don't wanna disappear again! What's gonna happen?

Greg Banks:
Nothing, it's just a negative of you. I think you're OK. The camera must be broken. [Shari takes the camera and points it toward Greg] Are you nuts?

Shari Walker:
Well if it's broken you wouldn't mind me taking your picture.

Greg Banks:
It's not funny! Give it to me! [camera takes Greg's picture in the struggle] No! I'm fat! [Shari laughs] It's not funny! You think this is a big joke?

Shari Walker:
Big? Yes, it is a big joke. Don't worry; the camera's broken, remember?

Greg Banks:
What if it isn't? What if?

Shari Walker:
What?

Greg Banks:
What if we start changing? I'm bringing the camera to school. I'll put it back after I show Mr. Saur in English class tomorrow. Everything will be OK.

Greg Banks:
It's not a costume. It's the evil camera. It made me fat.

Mr. Saur:
The only fat is between your ears, Mr. Banks.

Terry Banks:
What happened to you?

Shari Walker:
This used to be your brother.

Jodie:
Sticks, you jerk! What's wrong with you?

Sticks:
Hey, I'm just up here mindin' my own business.

Stanley:
The scarecrow walks at midnight.

Dr. Brewer:
[the plant copy of Dr Brewer has just dished out a revolting breakfast to Margaret and Casey] Eat.

Casey Brewer:
Um... what is it?

Dr. Brewer:
It's my special recipe. Go ahead - dig in.

Margaret Brewer:
It doesn't smell so good.

Dr. Brewer:
It'll taste just fine. [getting annoyed] What's the matter with you two? Pick up your spoons and eat it.

Dr. Brewer:
[Margaret and Casey raise some of it to they're mouths but can't bring themselves to eat it. Suddenly, the doorbell rings and Brewer would rather not answer it but to Margaret and Casey's relief, he does] When I get back, I expect those bowls to be empty. [Margaret and Casey quickly empty it into the bin]

Mickey Holmes:
Fergie! Good work.

[Fergie goes upset with him]

Mickey Holmes:
What? You were great!

Fergie:
I shouldn't have told him that story. He was really scared.

Mickey Holmes:
He's paranoid; he's always scared.

[Fergie leaves in disgust]

Mickey Holmes:
[scoffs] I don't understand.

Grimm:
[after Cooper and Fergie fell into a tree] Be still if you value your very lives!

Cooper Holmes:
Who are you?

Fergie:
What do you want?

Grimm:
Listen carefully, we shall tell you all you need to know: we are not dogs.

Fergie:
[sees the two dogs glowing eyes in the darkness] But... but...

Scratch:
Silence! Silence in the Changing Tree! Three centuries ago, my companion and I were coming through these very woods, and then for no reason, two vicious dogs flung themselves upon us and pushed us into this cursed place where we were changed.

Cooper Holmes:
Yeah, but we didn't do it. What do you want us for?

Scratch:
[evilly] Ah... The cruel hand of fate.

Fergie:
[in horror] Excuse me!

Grimm:
We are going to change places, and you will be like us dogs condemned to roam these woods forever!

Cooper Holmes:
Fergie...

[Cooper and Fergie scream as the two dogs attack them]

Cooper Holmes:
Cut it out! Your nose is all wet.

Fergie:
Yeah, well your breath isn't exactly minty fresh!

Cooper Holmes:
I feel kind of strange.

Fergie:
Me too.

[they come out of the tree as dogs]

Cooper Holmes:
What's happening to us?

Fergie:
WE'RE DOGS!

Cooper Holmes:
How did you say that? You're lips weren't moving.

Fergie:
I don't have any lips. You mean we can read each other's thoughts?

Cooper Holmes:
I think so. What am I thinking now?

Fergie:
Chicken, chicken salad, chicken pot pie, chicken wings...

Cooper Holmes:
Fergie, what are we gonna do! We're dogs!

Fergie:
[chases her tail] I got a flea.

Cooper Holmes:
Quit messing around! We gotta do something. Those creeps are probably passing themselves off as us right now! Come on, let's go!

[Mickey attempts to steal food]

Grimm:
[as Cooper, jabs his fork at Mickey] Touch that, and you'll be drawing back a bloody stump!

[last lines]

Cooper Holmes:
[after turning back to normal] Are you alright, Mickey?

Fergie:
[sees Mickey acting strange] What's with your brother?

Cooper Holmes:
Who knows? He's always been a little weird, if you ask me.

[Mickey scratches his neck in an odd fashion]

Cooper Holmes:
Come on, let's get out of here.

[as he and Fergie leave, little do they know, Mickey's cheeks puffs up as he eats an acorn, acting like a chipmunk]

Mickey Holmes:
[in a chipmunk's body] Hey, Cooper, you weasel, don't leave me here! What am I gonna do! You gotta help me, Cooper - this isn't funny anymore!

[after Mr. Mortman was eaten alive, the paretn still have sharp teeth]

Mr. Dark:
[Lucy and Randy] Now, listen, both of you. You can never EVER let anyone know that we are monsters.

Lucy Dark:
We know that.

Mrs. Dark:
And we can't have any monsters in town either.

Mr. Dark:
And do you know why?

Lucy Dark:
Because they might tell other people about us.

[Mr. and Mrs. Dark's teeth revert to normal]

Randy Dark:
And they'd be frightened, and they'd chase us away.

Mr. Dark:
Or worse...

[Mr. Dark sprays Mrs. Dark's mouth with mint]

Mr. Dark:
Mr. Mortman was the first monster to come around in 20 years.

Lucy Dark:
[smiles] Besides us, of course.

Mrs. Dark:
That's why it took so long to believe you, Lucy.

Mr. Dark:
[reads his newspaper] And when you two get bigger, you're gonna get your training fangs.

Mrs. Dark:
That's right. Before long, you and Randy will be able to transform just like your father and me.

Mr. Mortman:
Lucy! [Chuckles] Keep running, little one. I love fast food. [Cackles]

Noah Caldwell:
[in a bee costume] Can I borrow your mask from last year? I want to be a killer bee.

Carly Beth Caldwell:
[Possessed by the haunted mask] And this, is Carly Beth's head!

Sabrina:
[Referring to the mask] It's not made of real skin, is it?

Carly Beth Caldwell:
Maybe.

Shopkeeper:
Only you, Carly Beth. You're the only one that ever wanted them, the only one who ever loved them.

Carly Beth Caldwell:
No! No! I want it off! I want it off, now! Take it off me! I hate this stupid face! I hate it! I hate it!

Shopkeeper:
Carly Beth, I'm sorry, but this face is your face now.

Carly Beth Caldwell:
[Trying to take the mask off] The mask...it won't come off.

Sabrina:
Really? Can't get it off?

Carly Beth Caldwell:
It's like it's stuck to my skin.

Andrew:
It's a head, not a bowling ball!

Robbie:
If he's playing a trick on us...

Lori:
You mean like the one we played on him? Huh?

Lori:
Arrrggghhh!

Nathan:
[he and Robbie spin to look at her] What?

Lori:
Nothing, I just wanted to make sure you were awake.

Brian O'Connor:
Let me know if you need help with your homework.

Riley O'Connor:
[looking dissatisfied] I liked him better the other way.

Josh Benson:
Dad really needs to do some tree trimming back here. It's so dark.

Amanda Benson:
This whole town seems dark.

Josh Benson:
Hey, Dark Falls.

Amanda Benson:
Yeah, creepy Dark Falls.

Josh Benson:
Creepy, boring Dark Falls.

Amanda Benson:
Do I know you?

Ray:
I'm Ray.

Amanda Benson:
You were in our house.

Ray:
I was in your house?

Amanda Benson:
I, I saw you.

Ray:
I haven't been in that house in a long time.

Josh Benson:
In a long time?

Ray:
I used to... live in that house.

Amanda Benson:
You did?

Ray:
When I first moved to Dark Falls.

Amanda Benson:
Well, where do you live now?

Penelope Benson:
Oh, is that your husband doing all the sawing?

Agnes Thurston:
Why yes, uh... [whispers solemnly] ever since the chemical factory closed he practically lives in that workshop of his.

Mr. Benson:
The real estate agent did admit, this town has shut down some jobs recently...

Josh Benson:
Ooh great, we're moving to a place that's totally dead!

A Girl:
Get away, get out while you can, get away... [Amanda screams]

Penelope Benson:
[referring to her decorative wreath] I think it fits in perfectly with the style of house!

Josh Benson:
What style is that, old and rotting?

Mr. Benson:
Josh, enough!

Penelope Benson:
Come downstairs, Mr. Dawes...

Compton Dawes:
Compton, I insist!

Amanda Benson:
Uh, hi... I'm Amanda, and this is my brother, Josh. We just moved here...

Jerry:
Very glad that you did!

Compton Dawes:
I'm sorry I startled you...

Penelope Benson:
[Worriedly] AMANDA!... Oh, Mr. Dawes! [She sighs in relief when she sees who the man is]

Compton Dawes:
[Apologetically] It was SO restful in the dark, I must've fallen asleep! I'm sorry, I gave your daughter a start... I'm Compton Dawes from Dark Falls Realty.

Agnes Thurston:
[Sinister tone] Nice kids... they're gonna love Dark Falls. [after a few awkward seconds she and Mrs. Benson both laugh]

Josh Benson:
[Sarcastic] Nice weather!

[the streets of Dark Falls are deserted, depressing and littered with dead leaves. Once-beautiful homes are now decrepit and boarded up with plywood over the windows. Old Dark Falls Realty signs are knocked over in side yards]

Josh Benson:
Where is everybody? Why would anyone wanna live in Dark Falls, anyway?

Amanda Benson:
Maybe they got their houses cheap like we did!

Karen Thurston:
Don't fight us, Amanda. Let us feed, then we can be best friends.

Agnes Thurston:
You'll have so much in common.

Mr. Thurston:
You're doing the right thing.

Agnes Thurston:
The neighborly thing.

Karen Thurston:
We were so happy when you moved in.

Townsperson:
You'll like Dark Falls. Great place to raise the kids.

Karen Thurston:
I'm sure there'll be a new family moving in right after you.

Agnes Thurston:
And then you'll get to feed. Mr. Dawes is a real good salesman.

Compton Dawes:
Dark Falls needs you! I'm hungry!

Ray:
I'm the watcher. I lived in your house. Your room was my room.

Amanda Benson:
Your room?

Ray:
Before I died. They needed my blood to stay alive.

Mayor:
And now we need yours. Please don't be afraid.

A Girl:
Don't be afraid. It doesn't hurt.

Ray:
You don't feel a thing.

Karen Thurston:
You feeling okay?

Amanda Benson:
Yeah. Yeah. I guess I just wish we picked a different house to live in.

Karen Thurston:
Yeah. I felt the same way when I moved in.

Amanda Benson:
You mean you lived in this house too?

Karen Thurston:
No. I meant my house.

Mr. Benson:
What about pollution?

Mr. Benson:
What if dangerous chemicals are still in the environment?

Ray:
Good arm Josh, after you're one of us maybe we can play some ball!

Hard Hat Worker:
No speeches mayor, I'M STARVING!

Mr. Thurston:
It was the accident at the chemical plant!

Mr. Thurston:
All those who were contaminated, they became living dead!

Karen Thurston:
Well it's just like in those scary movies...

Karen Thurston:
when a family brings someone old into the house and then... bad things start happening.

Amanda Benson:
It's likely just a coincidence. All those strange things started to happen just after we hung that thing up.

Karen Thurston:
It did?

Compton Dawes:
Is there something you don't like about the house? We can talk about it! It's not easy to get people to move in here, we can refinance! Please, you dopes, can't you understand, I need you! Come back, come back, Dark Falls needs you... [yelling in a high-pitched tone] I'm hungry!

Penelope Benson:
[about her decorative hanging wreath] It's just a wreath...

Josh Benson:
And those are just walking dead people outside!

[last lines]

Hannah Stoneman:
What's the matter? I told you I don't bite.

R.L. Stine :
[slams on the brakes] Let me tell you something about Steve King. ... R.L. Stine : You just released every monster I've ever created! ... Slappy : [angrily] Who are you calling "dummy"?