Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween

R. L. Stine:
Finally, a new book. [tucks in the final page] Yes. [locks the book, opens the shelf, and places the book on it]

Slappy:
[offscreen] Hello, Papa.

R. L. Stine:
[turns around] Slappy! I thought the book got you.

Slappy:
Maybe those others, but not me.

R. L. Stine:
[confused] Why is that?

Slappy:
You know I always survive. You wrote me that way. In fact, I wrote my own story while I was gone. And guess what? You're the main character! [laughs evilly]

R. L. Stine:
No. [Slappy opens the book] NOOOOOOOOO...! [gets sucked in]

Slappy:
[closes the book] You try living in a book for a while, Papa. [laughs evilly]

R. L. Stine:
[gets out of his car] Oh no. Not...Haunted Halloween. [sees a skeleton chasing people] Oh, my writing was so cliché back then. [sees a red balloon] I knew it! I knew I came up with that first! [sees the Tesla tower, refers to Slappy] That clever little dummy's writing his own ending. Not in my book he's not.

R. L. Stine:
My first book? [holds the book] You realize I wrote this when I was around your age. More of an amateur work, really, but I'm sure you'll all agree it shows an undeniable promise of a brilliant young writer.

R. L. Stine:
[about saving the world with his typewriter] It's been done before. Once before. Maybe twice. Maybe more.

R. L. Stine:
The transmutation process seems to have wiped their memories clean. All those who were affected won't remember a thing.

R. L. Stine:
Kids falling from the sky. My work here is done.

R. L. Stine:
All the horrors of the world can't compare to the terrors of a blank page.

R. L. Stine:
[finishes writing] Finally, a new book.

Slappy:
[from trailer] Did you miss me?

Slappy:
[as he punches the windshield] I just want to be part of the family!

Slappy:
[repeated line] Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano.

Slappy:
I had a papa once. He let me down. But a mother's love is forever.

Slappy:
I'm going to do what Stine couldn't: finish this book once and for all! [laughs evilly]

Slappy:
Spoiler alert: the manuscript gets destroyed in that tower, and my Halloween family lasts forever!

Slappy:
[after the credits] Slappy Halloween. [laughs evilly]

Sonny:
I will never question picking up junk again.

Sonny:
I'm the one who found the book and brought Slappy to life, and I even told Slappy about Tesla.

Sam:
"Junk" is our middle name!

Sam:
[about Kathy] I've never seen your mom that mad.

Sam:
Sergeant, your orders are to guard this porch.

Sarah:
So you're telling me you've discovered a walking talking dummy and you didn't tell me?

Sarah:
It's just you and me now, Slappy!

Sarah:
Spoiler alert: I save the town and put you back where you belong. [Slappy stops her opening the book]

Walter:
[after being possessed by a mask] Serving families is what I do.

Walter:
I used to manage a hardware store. [Slappy: Walter, focus, please] Yes.

Kathy:
[after being possessed by Slappy] There's my sweet little babies. I just love a family reunion.

Mr. Chu:
We are living a Goosebumps story right now?

Tommy:
Someone beam me out of this classroom.

Gummy Bear:
[as he and his brethren gets sucked in the book, he hangs on for dear life] You'll never take me alive! [Sam flicks him]

Sergeant Squash:
My orders are to guard this porch!

Headless Horseman:
[repeated line] Hyah!