Grease

Rizzo:
Where are you goin'? To flog your log?

Danny:
Much better then hanging around here with you dorks.

Vince:
Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.

Marty:
I don't think I'm entered.

Vince:
A knockout like you? What's your name?

Marty:
Marty.

Vince:
Marty what?

Marty:
Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.

Danny:
You can't just walk out of a drive-in.

Danny:
Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.

Rizzo:
With relish.

Marty:
What's with you tonight?

Rizzo:
I feel like a defective typewriter.

Marty:
Huh?

Rizzo:
I skipped a period.

Marty:
Think you're P.G.?

Principal McGee:
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Sandy:
I'm going back to Australia. I might never see you again.

Danny:
Don't talk that way, Sandy.

Sandy:
But it's true. I just had the best summer of my life and now I have to go. It isn't fair.

Sandy:
Danny, don't spoil it.

Danny:
It's not spoiling it, Sandy. It's only making it better.

Sandy:
Oh Danny, is this the end?

Danny:
No Sandy. It's only the beginning.

Danny:
Oh that's cool baby. You know how it is, rockin' an' rollin' an' what not.

Danny:
That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.

Sandy:
Danny?

Danny:
That's my name, don't wear it out.

Sandy:
What's the matter with you?

Danny:
What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?

Sandy:
What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?

Danny:
Well I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.

Frenchy:
Doody, how do I look?

Doody:
Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!

Jan:
You mean you're dropping out?

Frenchy:
I don't look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.

Patty:
Oh you MUST think I'm a terrible clod for not introducing myself to your friend!... Hi, I'm Patty Symcox...

Patty:
Welcome to RydELL OH!

Patty:
... well I hope you'll be at cheerleader tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be life-long friends!

Leo, Scorpions member:
The rules are... there ain't no rules!

Sonny:
Washing my hands.

Sonny:
When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.

Frenchy:
I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know like Debbie Reynolds had in "Tammie." What do you think?

Waitress:
If you find him, give him my phone number.

Sandy:
Are you making fun of me, Riz?

Rizzo:
Some people are so touchy.

Cha Cha:
They call me Cha Cha because I'm the best dancer at St. Bernadette's.

Frenchy:
With the worst reputation.

Rizzo:
I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.

Kenickie:
Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!

Rizzo:
You pig!

Kenickie:
Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!

Sandy:
He was sort of special.

Rizzo:
There ain't no such thing.

Danny:
You're looking good, Riz.

Rizzo:
Eat your heart out.

Danny:
But sloppy seconds ain't my style.

Coach Calhoun:
Rule number two: all couples must be boy-girl.

Putzie:
Yeah, too bad, Eugene.

Principal McGee:
Blanche, do you have the schedules?

Blanche:
Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.

Principal McGee:
Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.

Blanche:
Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.

Principal McGee:
Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Danny:
SANDY.

Sandy:
Tell me about it Stud.

Sandy:
Your a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you.

Doody:
The problem's in this rubber band engine.

Kenickie:
The problem's in your mouth.

Sonny:
Kenickie, got any Scotch tape?

Danny:
Now, this car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. WHY, IT COULD BE GREASED LIGHTING.

Sonny:
I'm not taking any of her crap, that's all, I'll take no crap from nobody.

Blanche:
When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave.

Sonny:
Thinks she's Tinkerbell.

Blanche:
Hush, Sonny.

Danny:
Uh, I'm not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit' everything and a cherry soda wit' chocolate ice cream.

Rizzo:
Ok, so what do you guys think this is a gang bang?

Sonny:
Yeah, you wish.

Danny:
You know, if we fix up this car, it could be make-out city, you know that.

Sonny:
Right, the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in.

Sonny:
Hey Putzie, why don't you call her?

Putzie:
Oh, Sandy. Wherefore art thou, Sandy?

Principal McGee:
Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows. Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always have the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

Rizzo:
Peachy keen, jellybean.

Principal McGee:
We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.

Principal McGee:
I think we all owe a round of applause for Patty Symcox and Eugene Felsnick and committee for their beautiful decorations.

Sonny:
Let's hear it for the toilet paper!

Principal McGee:
In just a few moments the entire nation will be watching Rydell High god help us, and I want you to all be on your best behavior.

Sonny:
NO HINEY BITING!

Danny:
I got chills they're multiplyin', and I'm loosing control cause the power your supplying, it's electrifyin'.

Danny:
That's my name, don't wear it out.

Frenchy:
Sandy,Sandy,beauty is pain.

Frenchy:
Could you please get me some ice to numb her earlobes?

Marty:
Why don't you just let the cold water run,and stick her ear under the fawcett?

Frenchy:
Oh!

Frenchy:
Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.

Jan:
See a penny pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck.

Putsie:
You sure are a cheep date. Oh I-I didn't mean it the way it came out.

Jan:
I understand.

Putsie:
I always thought you were a very understanding person.

Jan:
I am.

Putsie:
And, I also think that there's more to you then just fat.

Jan:
Thanks.

Slow bunch you are rushing to help a lady.........lady I don't see a lady

Rizzo:
[on the first day of high school] Oh gosh. [removes her sunglasses] Well, here we are again.

Marty:
Yeah, but this time we're seniors.

Rizzo:
And we're going to rule the school! [they all laugh]

Marty:
Jan, that is so adolescent!

Jan:
We are adolecent.

Rizzo:
We don't have to flaunt it. [puts her sunglasses back on and her Pink Ladies jacket] Okay, girls. Let's go get them.

Frenchy:
Hey, Marty, are those new glasses?

Marty:
Oh yeah, I just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter?

Rizzo:
Nah, you can still see your face.

Marty:
How would you like rice pudding down your bra?

Jan:
I'll take it.

Rizzo:
Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.

Patty:
Oh, I just love the first day of school. Don't you?

Rizzo:
[sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.

Patty:
You'll never guess what happened.

Rizzo:
Probably not.

Patty:
They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?

Rizzo:
Who?

Patty:
Me. Isn't that the most? To say the least?

Rizzo:
The very least.

Patty:
I just hope I don't make too poor a showing.

Rizzo:
Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck. Don't we, girls?

Rizzo:
Somebody snaking you, Danny?

Danny:
Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz.

Rizzo:
With relish.

Marty:
What's with you tonight?

Rizzo:
I feel like a defective typewriter.

Marty:
Huh?

Rizzo:
I skipped a period.

Marty:
You think you P-G?!

Rizzo:
I don't know, big deal.

Marty:
Aren't you going to tell Kenickie?!

Rizzo:
Nah, you don't know the guy.

Kenickie:
Rizzo?

Rizzo:
Yeah?

Kenickie:
I hear you're knocked up.

Rizzo:
Oh, you do, huh? Boy, good news really travels fast! [glares at Marty]

Kenickie:
Why didn't ya tell me about it?

Rizzo:
What's it to ya?

Kenickie:
Thought I might be able to do something...

Rizzo:
You did enough!

Kenickie:
I don't run away from my mistakes.

Rizzo:
[sweetly] ...Hey, don't worry about it, Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.

Kenickie:
[he tries to laugh it off and walks away] Thanks a lot, kid.

Rizzo:
Any time.

Frenchy:
What did you do this summer, Sandy?

Sandy:
Oh, I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there.

Rizzo:
Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?

Sandy:
He was sort of special.

Rizzo:
There ain't no such thing.

Sandy:
He was really romantic.

Sonny:
Jeez! Every teacher I got this flunked me at least once!

Doody:
If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in mcgee's office.

Sonny:
Yeah? well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me.

Doody:
Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?

Sonny:
I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody.

Principal McGee:
Sonny?

Sonny:
Hello Ma'am.

Principal McGee:
Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?

Sonny:
I was just going for a walk.

Principal McGee:
you were just dawdling, weren't you?

Sonny:
Yes Ma'am.

Principal McGee:
That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre.

Sonny:
(Speaks in italian).

Principal McGee:
Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?

Sonny:
Yes Ma'am.

Principal McGee:
Are you just going to stand there all day?

Sonny:
No Ma'am. I mean, Yes Ma'am. I mean.

Principal McGee:
Well which is it? Yes or No?

Sonny:
No Ma'am.

Principal McGee:
Good. Then Move! [walks away]

Sonny:
Yes, ma'am.

Danny:
I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would have really told her off, huh?

Doody:
[in falsetto] Mr. Latierre. Yes, Ma'am, No Ma'am.

Sonny:
Hey Eugene! How you doing?

Eugene:
Hi Fellas!

Doody:
Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy. [buzzes eugene]

Eugene:
Ow!

Doody:
Hey, what's wrong? You're wearing glasses. [putzie messes with eugene's bow-tie]

Eugene:
I got astigmatism.

Doody:
Aw, too bad.

Kenickie:
Come on! Let's go!

Putzie:
Sorry, Eugene. [T-Birds go upstairs]

Sonny:
Hey, Eugene, I'll get that. [picks up bow-tie hands it to eugene] There you go, Eugene.

Eugene:
Thanks, Sonny.

Sonny:
See you, Fruit boots. [goes upstairs]

Rizzo:
Swell bunch you are rushing here to help a lady

Doody:
Lady? i don't see a lady? [T-birds laughs]

Kenickie:
Shut up, shut Up!

Rizzo:
What's up, Kenick?

Kenickie:
One guess.

Rizzo:
You got a lot to offer a girl.

Kenickie:
Yeah, you know it

Rizzo:
What say you, Zuke?

Danny:
You're looking good, Rizz.

Rizzo:
Eat your heart out.

Danny:
Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style. [jumps out of the car]

Rizzo:
Where you going? to flog your log?

Danny:
What's better than hanging out with, you dorks.

T-birds:
Danny!

Kenickie:
Your chariot, my lady.

Kenickie:
Girls are only good for one thing.

Sonny:
Yeah, and what are you suppose to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day [Sonny laughs with the guys]

Putzie:
Is that all it takes? 15 minutes?

Marty:
It was bad luck, Kenickie.

Kenickie:
Yeah, well, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

Rizzo:
[breaks out a bottle of wine] Okay, how about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going? [the girls all cheer]

Jan:
Italian Swiss colony. Wow! It's imported! I brought some Twinkies. Anybody want one?

Marty:
Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.

Jan:
It says right here it's a dessert wine. [offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]

Rizzo:
Come on. Sandy didn't get any wine.

Sandy:
Oh. that's okay. I don't mind.

Rizzo:
I'll bet you've never had a drink before either.

Sandy:
Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

Rizzo:
Ah, ring-a ding-ding.

Jan:
What's wrong? We don't got cooties!

Jan:
Well I have been dieting all day. [to Putzie] My mother's apple pie is better than this stuff, you want a piece?

Putzie:
Yeah, sure

Sonny:
Hey, Putzie, 15 minutes.

Rizzo:
You goody-goodies are to much for me, I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get em [climbs out window]

Frencie:
What's she gonna do? Shimmy down the drain pipe?

Sandy:
You know, Danny, I'm kind of worried about this Dance off. Maybe they dance differently the way we do back home.

Rizzo:
Its okay, Sandy, maybe we'll invent the Kangaroo bop [Kenickie laughs sarcastically]

Danny:
Come on, Sandy, let's get out of here

Putzie:
You want some?

Jan:
uhmmm mm mmm.

Putzie:
Jeez, you sure are a cheap date. I didn't mean it like that.

Jan:
I understand.

Putzie:
I always thought you were an understanding person.

Jan:
I am.

Putzie:
and I also think there's more to you than just fat.

Jan:
Thanks

Putzie:
Your welcome. You got a date for the dance off?

Jan:
No.

Putzie:
You wanna go?

Jan:
Yeah. [both laughs with joy]

Danny Zuko:
This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!

Sandy Olsson:
He was so nice to me this summer.

Jan:
Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?

Jan:
How much dough did he spend?

Marty:
Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow.

Putzie:
Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!

Putzie:
The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!

Doody:
So, what did you do all summer Danny?

Sonny:
Yea Right here Putzie!

Sonny:
But you dont gotta Brag

Kenickie:
The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face

Kenickie:
Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?

Kenickie:
A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best.

Betty Rizzo: [singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.

Betty Rizzo:
Coz he sounds like a drag

Betty Rizzo:
Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO

Frenchy:
was it love at first sight?

Principal Mcgee:
Oh, Blanche, stop blubbering!

Sure beats the foam domes around here

Danny Zuko: [singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!

Doody:
Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple

Patty:
Listen Sandy, forget Danny Zuko. I know some really nice boys.