Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Peggy, the Lab Receptionist:
Dr. Catheter, a package came for you today.

Dr. Catheter:
Ah. I hope it's my malaria.

Dr. Catheter:
Rabies. I have rabies. I'm supposed to get the flu this week.

Peggy, the Lab Receptionist:
I think we have the flu out on back order.

Dr. Catheter:
Can I have that?

Peggy, the Lab Receptionist:
Sure.

Dr. Catheter:
Thank you.

Leonard Maltin:
Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.

Dr. Catheter:
All they have to do is to eat three or four children and there'd be the most appalling publicity.

Grandpa Fred:
Hey, hey, hey. Can you work a TV camera?

Katsuji:
Work a camera? I AM the camera.

Hulk Hogan:
Gremlins? In this theater? Now?

Kate Peltzer:
What happened to HIM?

Billy Peltzer:
I dunno. I guess they pushed him too far.

Daffy Duck:
Long, isn't it?

Daffy Duck:
Patently ridiculous.

Daffy Duck:
Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?

Building Announcement:
Fire. Fire. Time to practice that age old tradition of self preservation, because THIS BUILDING'S ON FIRE.

Building Announcement:
Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life.

Mohawk:
Gizmo ca-ca.

Heidi Kempf:
Look, officer. Just let us in there. We'll take the responsibility.

Cop:
Forget it, lady. Most of the people are out of there now.

Eric Shawn:
Well, then what's in there. I've been to Beirut.

Cop:
Yeah? I'll bet they miss you there.

Martin:
I always say if you want to find something weird you have to go downtown

Kate:
Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.

Building Announcement:
Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the CLAMP parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.

Brain Gremlin:
Well right now we are advising our clients to put all they can into canned food and shotguns.

Building Announcement:
Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending.

Kate:
Elevator, sound alarm!