Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

Grumpy Cat:
[singing] Jingle bells, Christmas smells, this is really lame...

Monica:
Did I just see you driving that Camaro?

Chrystal:
Uh yeah, but for the record, it was her idea, [points to Grumpy Cat]

Grumpy Cat:
[to Chrystal] Your mom loves you, Taco Guy loves you, that guy loves you, who is that guy?

Marcus Crabtree:
You DID steal my key and break into the shop.

Chrystal:
...Yeah.

Marcus Crabtree:
I'm going to have to dock your pay.

Chrystal:
But you don't pay me.

Marcus Crabtree:
Oh, well, then I guess I could make you Employee of the Month.

Grumpy Cat:
Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies, guess which one you are.

Chrystal:
Grumpy, are you serious?

Grumpy Cat:
Of course I'm serious. Just look at my face.

Chrystal:
How is this possible? You can't even reach the pedals.

Grumpy Cat:
[the car stops] Thanks, you had to say that. Couldn't you just go with it?

Grumpy Cat:
Don't get sappy on me. Wait, I forgot, it's a Lifetime movie.

Tabby:
Those guys didn't do anything to you, did they?

Grumpy Cat:
That's a *different* kind of Lifetime movie.