Gun Shy

Fulvio Nesstra:
Fun is overrated.

Fulvio Nesstra:
If only something would change, I know life could be sweet. I could be too. I wanna be sweet.

Fulvio Nesstra:
Maybe you got that weird, f***in' sleeping disease. "Narco-sleepy." Somethin' sleepy.

Dexter Helvenshaw:
So how are you doing?

Charlie:
I tell you Dexter, not too good. In fact I'm on my way to the top floor now just to throw myself off.

Fulvio Nesstra:
Everybody I ever knew just treated me like I was dog sh*t, even my f***in' grandmother. Could you believe an Italian grandma would treat her sweet, little bambino like a f***in' herpe?

Charlie:
Who are your other heroes?

Jason's Girlfriend:
I wonder what kind of business they're talking about.

Gloria Minetti Nesstra:
They're laundering money.

Jason's Girlfriend:
What do you mean?

Gloria Minetti Nesstra:
The cute Colombian and his boyfriend with the black eye. They represent a big drug cartel. They're looking to invest billions in Wall Street, and your boyfriend is setting it up for them.

Jason's Girlfriend:
Wow, how exciting!

Gloria Minetti Nesstra:
Yeah, well, Fulvio will foul the whole thing up, trust me.

Judy Tipp:
Why do you say that?

Gloria Minetti Nesstra:
He's out of his league. He doesn't have the brains or the self-control to pull anything like this off. He's pretending.

Jason's Girlfriend:
Have a little faith in him.

Gloria Minetti Nesstra:
Faith in Fulvio? He's a loser. His big ambition is to be a gardener like his grandfather, but the freakin moron can't even grow a tomato. You ever hear of an Italian that can't grow a tomato? I rest my case.

Fulvio Nesstra:
I'm very good at reading what's in a person's eyes.

Charlie:
That's nice.

Fulvio Nesstra:
I'm reading yours right now.

Charlie:
Yeah? What do they say?

Fulvio Nesstra:
They say you're sleepy. But I can't figure out is it's too much drugs sleepy, too much work sleepy or I'm so f***ing bored sleepy. Maybe you've got that weird f***ing sleepy disease. Narco-sleepy. Something sleepy.