Gunsmoke: One Man's Justice

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[Sam hands Matt a cup of coffee]

Matt Dillon:
Thanks, Sam.

Sam the Cook:
Did you decide what kind of cake you want?

Matt Dillon:
Just keep it simple. I don't want Beth and Josh to think they're on the wrong spread.

Sam the Cook:
You say that every birthday!

Sam the Cook:
You know, it's not really a party without candles on your cake.

Matt Dillon:
What did we do last year?

Sam the Cook:
It slips my mind. How many candles was it?

Matt Dillon:
Oh, I'd say it was over 21.

Sam the Cook:
You say that every year!

[although Matt warned him to stay out of trouble, Davis starts a bar room brawl]

Matt Dillon:
All you salesman that rowdy?

Davis Healy:
Hey, nobody starts in barbed wire! I've been a few things.

Matt Dillon:
Any of 'em effect your hearing?

Davis Healy:
You warned me. Sorry.

Matt Dillon:
Sorry gets it once.

[Matt captures a murderous outlaw and brings him to the Tucson sheriff for trial]

Sheriff Deke Clamber:
Anybody but you, Matt, would have left him to the buzzards.

Davis Healy:
That might be cruelty to animals.