GWAR: It's Sleazy!

Techno Destructo:
[after slaying the Security Guards] Did You honestly think that your Primitive Weapons can harm one who hast survived the Realms of Deep Space?

Sleazy P. Martini:
Well, I was kinda hoping!

Techno Destructo:
Prepare for Eternity, Mortal!

[Swings Sword towards Sleazy]

Sleazy P. Martini:
[Sleazy blocks with his Microphone] WAIT, I can help ya, I own GWAR!

Techno Destructo:
Gee Sleazy, do You really own GWAR?

Sleazy P. Martini:
Je, I own GWAR... I'M DER F***IN' MANAGER!

[the Audience Cheers]