GWAR: Live from Antarctica

Techno Destructo:
Gwar... must serve their Master, or Gwar... will... DIE!

Groupie:
God damn you Oderus Urungus, how come you didn't put me on the death-list at your gay anal butt-rape party? I'm still supposed to be your girl friend, aren't I?

Oderus Urungus:
[Oderus obviously seems guilty] Well... uh... baby... I... mere over side on my part. so uhhh... why dont you just stop being such a b*tch, and uuuh... let me suck on those enormously gigantic big prachruberators...

Groupie:
[She whips Oderus with her dildo] You pig! can't you think of me as something other than a piece of meat? I have givin you this...

[shows off her body]

Groupie:
...the best body you ever had, and YOU just don't appreciate it, Sexist a**holes!

Oderus Urungus:
Hey, don't give me that sh*t baby, cause I happen to know, that you're nothing but a man, a man dressed up in a womans costume, Am I right or am I right.

Oderus Urungus:
[theatrical laughing sound effect in the backround]... and further more, don't you think that you are being uhhh... a bit of a... Biiiiiiiitch.

Groupie:
[Humiliated] I... am not a BIIIIIIIITCH!

Oderus Urungus:
[Feeling hurt inside] Ooooooh!

Oderus Urungus:
You know, you humans, you aint a bad lot, really. Unless... you know your your place, and that place is, digging your own grave, with a britch of your nose, with my D**K up your butt thank you very much!

Balsaq the Jaws of Death:
[after GWAR escorts a crazed fan off the scene]... f**kin stiff outta here.

Oderus Urungus:
Stick to Glam Metal, dude!

Sexecutinoer:
[while Oderus is ejaculating on the Audience] I really know how to get a guy off, huh, dont I.

Oderus Urungus:
Yes, step right up, for your free hot cum. [the next song starts]... Better than that Free Clinic ever did for me.

Beefcake the Mighty:
[a buzzing sound comes from nowhere] Hey, you hear that?

Oderus Urungus:
Yes I hear it Beef, shhh... that's the same f**king fly, that followed my pimpily scrotum, ALL the way from Europe man, [pauses] well I'm gonna get it tonight!

Oderus Urungus:
[before playing "Sick of You"]... and this song is dedicated to you insuffrable... Human Filth!