Patches:
[Walking in with his Skateboard] Guess who's in Town.
The Bum:
Who?
Patches:
[Softly] GWAR.
The Bum:
[exited] No way!
Patches:
YES way, recording at the ole Studio. I'm gonna go there, you wanna go?
The Bum:
Sure!
The Mother:
[Alarmed] Over my dead body will you go hang out with some dirty... filthy... stinkin Rock and roll Band!
The Bum:
[pause] F**K you Mom!
Patches:
Here, hit her with the skate board.
[Hands him the Skateboard, the Scene cuts straight to his Mom screaming as Her Son repeatedly rams her to the Floor until She moans in pain]
Patches:
[Sits back Down] I think you better kill her.
[pauses]
Patches:
She'll tell your Dad.
The Bum:
[worried] I better kill her, she'll tell my Dad?
Patches:
Here, use this!
[hands him the Iron]
The Bum:
Cooooooool!
The Mother:
[getting her face ironed, screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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