Hallows Eve: Slaughter on Second Street

Stephanie:
You guys need to get laid!

Chevy:
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I could afford sex.

Doobie:
I bet that guy's so old he farts cobwebs.

Mr. Jenkins:
Ain't no ghost story I tell you kids is gonna help you tonight. These grounds don't need no sructure to take the blood of the innocent. The roots of evil have grown deep, the seeds of sin were planted long before this horrid building was ever constructed. It took the lives of three just days ago and left one alive. Marked as a warning for those who wish to trespass.

Mr. Jenkins:
You must be one of them ghost hunters?

Chevy:
I was back when I was alive. You scared me half to death.

Mr. Jenkins:
You don't know what death is!

Chevy:
That's comforting.