Ham & Cheese

Damien:
HAVE YOU EVER LIVED?

Richard Wolanski:
Ahh... I'm Fonzie!

Katie Reed:
We're going to be in a play together! [hugs Richard]

Richard Wolanski:
Ya!

Katie Reed:
Maybe you should take a shower and change your clothes...

Richard Wolanski:
Why?

Katie Reed:
[gestures at his upper body] It's all stinky here

Barry Goodson:
When it pours, it rains.

Beth Goodson:
[upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

Barry Goodson:
Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.

Barry Goodson:
[out of work, broke, eating cereal] Now I don't know why they say eat this stuff with milk, 'cos- ah, it tastes just fine with water.

Richard Wolanski:
Ya, no - cos when I'm up there accepting my Macadiby Award, they're going to be, like, "How? You're so good - how did you get so good? Who taught you?" and of course then, I'll tell them - ...

Tom Brennemen:
You're not good Richard. You're not.

Richard Wolanski:
- -you're... the one... huh?

Tom Brennemen:
You're not, uh - good.

Floyd:
Get your cock off my knee.

Floyd:
[trying to direct Barry how to deliver his lines] So you're on the phone, ok? Uh-huh. uh-huh - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah - Got it?

Barry Goodson:
[Barry in the take] Uh-huh. uh-huh? Mm-hmm - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Barry Goodson:
Comedy. Is all, about.................................... timing.