Hardball: All Balls Don't Bounce

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Year:: 2008
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Professor 'Crazy' Tony:
I don't believe you read that anywhere. Asians aren't more statistically likely to commit crimes than anyone else. On the other hand, ex-Russian sex slaves do make great lab assistants.

Hardball:
So how's school treating you?

Professor 'Crazy' Tony:
Good! Really good, actually! My students are helping me build an arm mounted cannon that shoots glass pellets. And they're full of acid.

Hardball:
What class is that for?

Professor 'Crazy' Tony:
English lit.

Fat Tiger:
Don't forget. Fat Tiger has sharp claws!

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