Hare Lift

[last lines]

Bugs Bunny:
[after managing to prevent the plane from crashing] Whew... lucky for me this thing had air brakes!

Bugs Bunny:
[exploring the plane] Wow... it's the Grand Central Station with wings.

Yosemite Sam:
[robbing a bank] Haw haw! And keep reachin' for the ceiling till ya reach it!

Bugs Bunny:
[singing as he flies the plane] You're off for the big show tonight, so fly from wing to wing...

Yosemite Sam:
[rushing into the cockpit] I'm a-takin' over this flyin' machine! Gimme that wheel!

Bugs Bunny:
Well, if you insist. [he yanks the steering wheel out and throws it out the plane's window]

Bugs Bunny:
[as he and Sam watch the robot pilot parachute off the plane] Gee, that leaves only one parachute. We'll have to draw straws to see who gets it.

Yosemite Sam:
Okay, you draw the straws.

[he rushes back to get the last parachute, then reappears]

Yosemite Sam:
I'm a-takin' the parachute!

[jumps off]

Yosemite Sam:
Geronimo!

Bugs Bunny:
[reading book, "How to Fly"] "Refer to page 5, illustration E..."

Yosemite Sam:
Quick, quick! Do something, or we're gonna crash! Read faster, rabbit! Read faster, or I'll blast your head off!

Bugs Bunny:
[closing the book] I refuse to look up any more reference because you talked mean to me. Say you're sorry.

Yosemite Sam:
[smacking forehead] Oh, no!

[Sam runs to the window, and sees that the plane is plummeting to Earth very quickly]

Yosemite Sam:
Okay, you crazy galoot, I'm sorry.

Bugs Bunny:
Say you're sorry with sugar on it.

Yosemite Sam:
[indignantly] No! No! *Never*!

Bugs Bunny:
[pause] Okay.

[Sam nervously begins playing with a yo-yo and jacks, while Bugs calmly chews on a carrot. Eventually, Sam returns to the window and sees to his horror that the plane is just about to crash toward farmland]

Yosemite Sam:
[frantically] I'm sorry with sugar on it!

Bugs Bunny:
That's better. *Much* better. I'll see what I can do.

Yosemite Sam:
YAAAAAH!

[Bugs manages to get the plane back up before it nosedives]

Bugs Bunny:
[after he gets the plane back up right after the nosedive] I guess that was it. I guess I'd better phone the authorities that I'm bringing the ship back.