Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Harry:
[Waiting patiently for the second that he turns 11]

Hagrid:
[ Busts down the door ]

Dudley:
Where’s the cannon?

Uncle Vernon:
[ Comes skating into the living room with a rifle in his hand] Who’s there? I’m warning you I’m armed!

Hagrid:
[ Busts down the door again, knocking it clean off the hinges] Couldn’t make us a cup o’ tea, could yeh? It’s not been an easy journey....

[Goes To where Dudley is sitting] Budge up, yeh great lump.

Dudley:
[Squeaks and runs to hide behind his mother who is crouching terrified behind Uncle Vernon]

Hagrid:
An’ here’s Harry!

Harry:
[Stares at Hagrid‘s face noticing that he is smiling

Hagrid:
Las’ Time I saw you, you was only a baby. Yeh look a lot like yer dad, but yeh’ve got yer mum’s eyes